1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:01,000 High five.. 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,000 HUNDRED!! 3 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:06,000 NOOOOOOOOOO!! [rapid high fiving] 4 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:10,800 asdfmovie13 5 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:11,900 Da...Da... 6 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,200 Daddy. 7 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:13,800 Oh. 8 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,700 Well hey, Marshmallow Man! 9 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,400 Hi there! 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,700 How do you plead? 11 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:20,200 GUILTY!!! 12 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:20,800 [R.I.P] 13 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,900 Come out with your hands up! 14 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:24,600 I'm gay. 15 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,600 Hey, uh, about your new girlfriend... 16 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:28,400 What about her? 17 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,200 She's, uh... 18 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:30,700 Punching my horse. 19 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,200 You've got too many legs! 20 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,600 Where do babies come from? 21 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:35,500 Baby gun. 22 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:35,900 What? 23 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:37,300 SPLAT 24 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:40,600 Hey, Mr. Goose, what'cha doin' with that NOOSE? 25 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:42,100 shock 26 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,500 I love you. 27 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:46,200 I have a boyfriend. 28 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:50,300 R.I.P 29 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,500 Oh, NO! 30 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:54,200 I'm still alive. 31 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:54,700 oof 32 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,000 That's my boy. 33 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,100 No, my boy! 34 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,300 FATHER, HELP!! 35 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,300 What's for DINNER? 36 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:05,200 My favorite! 37 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:05,700 Omnomnomnomnom 38 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,100 Let's git this party STARTED! 39 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,200 This is a swumber party. 40 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:13,500 euYEEEAH!! 41 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:14,000 OOF 42 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,600 Hello, son! 43 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:19,100 HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- 44 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,100 Are you ready to DIE? 45 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:21,900 No. 46 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Then I'll come back LATER!! 47 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Awe! What kind of dog is he? 48 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,100 He's French. 49 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:28,300 Weif! 50 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:32,700 When I grow up, I wanna be a doctor just like you. 51 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,500 Aw, you're not going to grow up. 52 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,100 AaCHOO! 53 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:37,500 I'm free! 54 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,300 We got you on camera. 55 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,900 Well, I got you... 56 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,900 Flowers! 57 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,300 Uh... 58 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,000 Come on, everybody, do the whale DANCE! 59 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:47,500 [SQUISH] 60 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,600 AAAAAEEEEEUUUUUUUU-- 61 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:52,400 Oh.. 62 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,400 my.. 63 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,400 GOD. 64 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,100 You're an idiot!! 65 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:03,100 Muffin Time, the ASDF Movie themed card game, is out NOW! 66 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:10,100 Collect and play Action, Counter, and Trap cards to battle your friends in a chaotic gamemode with luck and wits. 67 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,000 Be the first to collect and keep 10 cards to win. 68 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:17,900 But with over 100 unique cards in each box, anything can and...probably will, happen. 69 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,200 Find out where you can get Muffin Time at MuffinTimeGame.com 70 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,100 Got your nose! 71 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,200 What's a nose? 72 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,100 I...don't know.