1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:04,500 Several states are banning abortions, 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,700 including Mississippi, Texas, and Missouri 3 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:15,600 Abortion clinics have been closed here, here, and here 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,200 We can count on Justice Ginsburg to overturn these laws 5 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:19,800 When is her ruling expected? 6 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,200 Mr. Biden ... 7 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,200 Justice Ginsburg ... 8 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:30,000 Justice Ginsburg died over a year ago 9 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:32,300 and was replaced by President Trump 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,500 The Supreme Court has just overturned the Roe v. Wade decision. 11 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,400 I just pooped my pants 12 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,300 Someone go find Dr. Jill Biden 13 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:12,400 Truintertudinationaldepressure!!! 14 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,000 Badakathcare!! 15 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:18,900 [Inchorent senile babbling] 16 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,800 [Unintelligible ravings continue] 17 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:28,700 Corn pop can't keep getting away with it! 18 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:32,100 Someone needs to put Justice Thomas in his place 19 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,200 Ever since those days at the Delaware swimming pool 20 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:36,700 Calm down Mr. President! 21 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,200 Your butt will be wiped soon! 22 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:40,200 You tell me to calm down! 23 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,500 When Corn Pop just shut down all the Planned Parenthoods in red states! 24 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,900 Mr. President, abortions are only a small part of Planned Paren... 25 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,800 Fetal tissue is where all the money is! 26 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,400 Listen, fat! 27 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:57,900 [unintelligible] 28 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,800 Why couldn't Justice Ginsburg retire when Obama was president? 29 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:07,700 Are you telling me Donald Trump was able to appoint three justices to the Supreme Court 30 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,100 in only four years? 31 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:15,000 We haven't even got our diversity hire on the court yet 32 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,600 I didn't create the most extensive voter fraud organization 33 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:27,800 In the history of this country 34 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,800 Just so that Roe v. Wade would be overturned by the Supreme Court! 35 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:36,400 Think of all the promiscuous women that make up our base 36 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,900 That will now have to actually know who it is 37 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:43,800 That they are getting in bed with 38 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:46,000 If we can't keep operating abortion clinics 39 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,700 In minority neighboorhoods 40 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,500 This country will become some kind of racial jungle! 41 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:55,400 I don't want that for my children! 42 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,300 It will be ok, Jane. 43 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,900 You won't get pregnant if you keep your pants on. 44 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,600 I couldn't stop Clarence Thomas from getting on the Supreme Court 45 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:15,500 Even with my attempts at a high-tech lynching 46 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,100 Were no match for Corn Pop. 47 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:24,700 First I lose the 10% kickback from Burisma 48 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,000 and now this 49 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,700 At least we can keep working on guns 50 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:41,600 Let's start writing legislation that requires a special reason to carry weapons. 51 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,000 I would like to see Justice Thomas try overturning that.