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Mihai and Mario tell me

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Hurry Up! Invest in crypto! Altcoin season 
is coming! Biggest investment opportunity 
in 4 years!

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Small black Friday dip, everything is on 
sale!

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Im up 20 bucks in 1 day, we're about to make 
100x

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Bitcoin crashes by 30% in 2 hours

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it's true

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it's true

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I just put in 1000 bucks earlier that morning

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It's true

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Omicron came and bit everyone in the ass, 
these South Africans telling Pfizer to stop 
sending vaccines cuz they have goat milk 
instead

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Meanwhile Crypto Banter is telling us to 
buy more Luna cuz it's on sale

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And Bitcoin, Bitcoin is still dropping

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And im still putting in more money

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Don't even know what it does

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It's true

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But apparently it's on sale so buy more

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Come on! Check Newton again hopefully Bitcoin 
went up by 50 cents so I can sleep well at 
night

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I need to start my own pyramid scheme just 
like Bitcoin did

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Bastards!

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But seriously, buy more cuz crypto is the 
future and VR is gonna take over, people 
are already buying properties in the Metaverse

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I can't even afford a fake house

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I can't

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Forget about it

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No way man, you thought a house in Vancouver 
was expensive, forget it

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It's true

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For a fake, for a fake house

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Next thing you know im on the streets in 
real life and virtual reality

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I can't believe I listened to these guys

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Next they'll tell me to short Tesla, fucking 
conspiracy theorists

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And you listened?

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And I listened man

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Biden doesn't have long to live either

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I bet he has crypto too

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I should just leave the country with all 
my valuable coins

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Do you have a lot of valuable coins?

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No but they were all on sale so one day when 
we fix global warming they'll be worth a 
lot of money

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With the inflation I might even be able to 
buy a lunch

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Low risk high yield my ass

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You should invest in crypto

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What you don't trust me?

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Im just trying to get more guys into it so 
I don't feel so stupid