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Loren: Coming into this season i had a plan

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Trade away position players... Studs...

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for top SP talent. Why? because it is easy 
to find position players in FA

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These fertadas are idiots.

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Straight Chumps

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3 Trades Later I have SP that should put 
35 pts up each start.

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Then the season Starts...

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I don't get my first win until Week 3.

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WEEK 3!

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Week 3!

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How the hell have i won three Championships?!

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Week 3

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I have never seen a team so bad in my life

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I make some more trades to fix my issues

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I told myself that it is early in the season 
and that these guys would snap out of it

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But Guess What?

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These fuckers have won me two games all year.

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I can only beat Tim and Caleb.

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That is like playing me in golf!

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So Bad.

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I cant even get 2 starts a week because my 
guys are all 6 man roations.

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i mean sure i can trade them away.. but who 
would want these idiots?! they cant get 10 
points

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i mean i tried for a while

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I said these guys will definitely figure 
it out.

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But seriously... Listen... if any of you 
are looking to trade hit me up. I can help 
you out..

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I can trade you a top Pitch...

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Pitcher.

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I can't even say it without laughing

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Cant remember my lasy Quality Start

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Virgins

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i d

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I don't

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If i showed anyone my fantasy team this year

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They might think that curt was a better fantasty 
manager.

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But we all know that retard is drafting half 
of the braves team every year.

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And thinks he has a chance to bring it home.

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Does he?

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If he found one in a towed car maybe...

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Yet my shit team lost to him this year.

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How bad can this year get?!

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i just keep telling people i am getting ready 
for football.

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So have you given up completely on Baseball?

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I mean..... If these guys want to trade anything 
i am all ears

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I could maybe still sneak into the playoffs

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If my Aces can figure it out soon.

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who the fuck knows

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Do you want to talk tra...?

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I have a lot to offer you...

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you want 4 points every 6th day?