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The system is the easiest we've ever had

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By simply clicking 'Check Server' here, this 
loads the EFB with all of the variables

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from the Easyweigh server which all devices 
can access, in theory from anywhere round 
the globe

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If the system is so worldly and wide reaching, 
why can I only import MPSB's information

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Andrew........

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The thing......

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You monged it... You didn't tick all the 
items on the export page

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before you hit export to server

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All those who knew this and let me submit 
a pointless centrik stay, everyone else, 
out

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FUCKING EASYWEIGH EXPORT SERVER

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WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING 
EASYWEIGH EXPORT SERVER

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You let me type that crap and submit it onto 
the rest of NPAS?

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Matt Roberts will be laughing at me

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And I'll be getting rebriefed from the Senior 
Pilot no doubt

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We all claim to be EFB savvy but no bastard 
here has any clue how the system works or 
if we're even EFB compliant

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Matt Roberts says we're 100% definitley, 
positively EFB compliant

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He was born in the stone age, it's like listening 
to your grandad explain tiktok

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Andy, thats very mean, I think hes a lovely 
guy

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He is you're right, just spoon feeding me 
AIRAC cycle date emails gets me a little 
angry

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6 emails a day

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What other little gems of EFB knowledge have 
you all been keeping from me?

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I bet Airbox has more functionality than 
just showing the preparing world logo for 
2 hours as well eh?

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Daily updates for a system designed to be 
updated 28 days, just means I spend half 
my life plugging cables in when all I want 
is sodding Wi-Fi

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and frustrated even more and life made even 
harder by that ginger idiot Lawless

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Life at Lippitts had so much potential

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But hamstrung at every turn, by the MET and 
NPAS having a dick measuring contest.

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I thought Aviation was supposed to be fun 
and collaberative, but its run by total chimps, 
with no air awareness and few in SLT who 
are qualified in role.

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And you clowns here, no handovers, no passage 
of information, little leadsership

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no guidance and muggins here gets the brunt 
of it and made to look like a total idiot

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all because of the FUCKING EASYWEIGH EXPORT 
SERVER

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Dont worry, AB Helicopters Limited has just 
hit more than 5,000 Youtube followers.

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And the cherry on the cake,

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no more aircraft GoPro filming and needless 
self promotion

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Its Arse

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Fucking Export Server

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Maybe it actually is my fault for not reading 
SOP 024

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Even though its 'Marked as Read'

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Fucking Export Server