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ANCESTRAL VOICES: AH, AH, A-AH!

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AH, AH, A-AH!

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AH, AH! A-AH!

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AH, AH!

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GOMEZ: Aaaahh... The intoxicating smell of 
the graveyard.

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Once a year, we gather beneath the Family 
Tree

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to honor the great cycle of life and death.

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Come, every member of our clan - living, 
dead

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- and undecided -

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and let us celebrate what it is to be an 
Addams.

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Come to me, my luscious wife -

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oh she of skin so pale, eyes so black, and 
dress cut down to Venezuela-

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and tell us what every Addams hopes for.

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MORTICIA: Darkness, grief, and unspeakable 
sorrow.

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GOMEZ: I love it when you talk sexy!

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WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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YOU NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE MOONLIGHT

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WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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YOU NEED TO FEEL A LITTLE CHILL

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YOU HAVE TO SEE THE WORLD IN SHADES OF GRAY

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YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME POISON IN YOUR DAY

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MORTICIA: THAT'S THE WAY

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BOTH: WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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GOMEZ: YOU NEED TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

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[MORTICIA LAUGHS]

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BOTH: WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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MORTICIA: YOU NEED TO HAVE A TASTE FOR DEATH

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BOTH: WHO CARES ABOUT THE WORLD OUTSIDE

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AND WHAT IT WANTS FROM YOU

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WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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YOU DO WHAT ADDAMS' ALWAYS DO!

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GOMEZ: Mi amor!

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MORTICIA: WIll you love me for ever and ever?

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GOMEZ: We shall be as besotted with each 
other as the night we first met!

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MORTICIA: Our first date! You took me to 
see -

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GOMEZ: Death of a Salesman.

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MORTICIA: How we laughed!

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ADDAMS FAMILY: WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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GOMEZ: YOU GOTTA HAVE A LOTTA PASSION

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FAMILY: WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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MORTICIA: YOU NEED TO REALLY LOVE YOUR WIFE

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GOMEZ: At least once a day!

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FAMILY: YOU'RE HAPPY WHEN YOUR TOES ARE IN 
THE MUD

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FESTER & GRANDMA: YOU SMILE A BIT THE MOMENT 
YOU SMELL BLOOD

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FAMILY: AA-OOOH!!

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WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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WEDNESDAY: YOU NEED TO GRAB A BOW AND ARROW

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FAMILY: WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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PUGSLEY: YOU NEED A MOMENT TO EXPLODE

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GRANDMA: JUST POUR A POTION

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FESTER: FLIP THE SWITCH

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WEDNESDAY/GRANDMA/PUGSLEY: AND WAIT 'TIL 
THINGS GET HOT

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FAMILY: WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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YOU HAVE TO REALLY STIR THE...

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POT!

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SO GIVE US SHADOWS AND GIVE US GLOOM

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BROKEN GLASS IN A MOTEL ROOM

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SOMETHING FUN WE CAN ALL EXHUME

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AND GIVE IT ALL TONIGHT!

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GOMEZ: And on this night, we summon our beloved 
Ancestors. Why do we do this?

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MORTICIA: Because living or dead, family 
is still family.

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GOMEZ: Yes! And how do we do this?

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FESTER: By dancing on their graves!

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GOMEZ: Yes! Dance, my brother Fester! Time 
to wake the dead!

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ANCESTORS: ONCE TORN ASUNDER

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DOWN SIX FEET UNDER

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WE GET TO GATHER HERE

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INDIVIDUAL ANCESTORS: DEAD FOR FOREVER

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BLED FROM WHATEVER

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2 ANCESTORS: CALLED NOW TO REAPPEAR

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2 ANCESTORS: EVERY CADAVER

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START THE PALAVER

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ONCE IN AN ADDAMS YEAR

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ANCESTORS: HOLD YOUR DECAYING

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HEAR WHAT WE'RE SAYING

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TIME NOW TO GIVE A CHEER!

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GOMEZ: Line Dance!

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Bunny Hop!

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Do the Twist!

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Rigor Mortis!

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Death Rattle!

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ALL: WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS (THAT'S RIGHT, 
WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS)

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YOU HAVE A VERY SPECIAL DUTY (LATE NIGHT! 
OUT WITH THE ADDAMS!)

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WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS (WITH ONE BITE)

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YOU'RE OBLIGATED TO THE CLAN

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IT'S FAMILY FIRST AND FAMILY LAST

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AND FAMILY BY AND BY

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WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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THE STANDARD ANSWERS DON'T APPLY

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WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS

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YOU DO WHAT ADDAMS DO OR DIE!

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GOMEZ: Until next year my beloved ancestors... 
Back to your crypt.

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ANCESTOR: It's locked!

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[ANCESTORS SCREAM]

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FESTER: That's right. We have a problem.

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WEDNESDAY: His name is Lucas, Lucas Beineke. 
And I'm in love!

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FESTER: That's right. Little Wednesday Addams 
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that charming, irrespressible bundle of malice 
who would

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poison her own brother just for a ride in 
the ambulance -

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has grown up and found love.

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LUCAS: Oh, Wednesday! I just wanna lock you 
up in a

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little white cottage with a picket fence 
and an apple tree!

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WEDNESDAY: I like the part about being locked 
up.

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FESTER: So here's the deal. Gather 'round.

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I'm not letting you back into that crypt 
until love triumphs.

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ANCESTORS: What!

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FESTER: Ah! So who is this Lucas fella? Is 
he worthy of her?

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Do they really love each other? What is love 
anyway?

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Does this rash look serious to you?

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So many questions about love.

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But, when you think about it, is there anything 
more important?

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FESTER: LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE 
BUT LOVE

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AW!

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LET'S NOT TALKING ANYTHING ELSE BUT LOVE

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CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT LOFTY GOALS, MATING SOULS

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ALTERING MINDS AND FALTERING ROLES

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LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE...

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GOMEZ: Fight sir, fight like a man!

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Feel the kiss of my Spanish steel!

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Ha, ha, ha! Ha!

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Foiled again! Ow! Damn your lightning reflexes!

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MORTICIA: Gomez, look.

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GOMEZ: Ugh! Flowers! Who would send something 
so tasteless?

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MORTICIA: "The most precious gift there is,"