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Sir Steve, This week we have Market Harborough 
in the Semi Final of the county cup. We have 
beaten then once but they are posh and wear 
tweed so it will be difficult to win again

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They are the ones surrounded by fields and 
sheep?! What's the team looking like?

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Sir Steve,

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Sir Steve, the squad is strong but Sonny 
is still latched on to a girl in Cardiff, 
Jake is fighting the Russians and our Caddy 
is in London watching people dance in costumes

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Are you being serious?! Nathan, Arran and 
isuppose Worthy you better stay too

6
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Are you being fucking serious?! What did 
i tell you, don't let Sonny hug any more 
trees! I hope for your sake Max has stopped 
getting hand shandys on the dancefloor and 
for you Matt Worthy the next time you mention 
that Gloucester girl or being in love you're 
out. And for you Caddy booking a fucking 
show at the most important part of the season 
what were you fucking thinking?!

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Sir Steve, i'm sorry i didn't think it was 
possible to get to the semi final.

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I don't give a fuck what you thought you 
were wrong you little piece of shit

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Sir Steve, but Jay doesn't even know what 
a lineout is and Toby is scared of his hairline

10
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I don't give a fuck about them. What i care 
about is you not believing we could win the 
leaqgue and cup double! You were too concerned 
about pleasing Molly. You've let Josh impregnate 
her what more can you give her?!

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All season! all season me and Nathan have 
busted our bollocks to help these lads and 
your too busy playing bob the builder or 
watching fucking Lion King!!!

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We've dealt with Matt pretending he's billy 
big balls because he's played first team, 
Seb kicking off because someone touched his 
rugby ball and even that Jinko touching girls. 
I've had enough of it!

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And that Molly, keeping you away from us 
she has a lot to answer for!!

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I've had enough!! I stopped beating Woody 
up because i felt sorry for him but you have 
no excuse! Go and enjoy Lion King, I hope 
Scar throws you off a rock you little shit!

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And if you think we are telling you the result 
you can do one!! You can wait until that 
prick from Hinckley posts the results

16
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I don't know what more i can do! i flew to 
Lithuania for Ignas now he tells me he's 
scared, I tought Matt Worht how to pull birds 
now he's moving to Gloucester and as for 
Adam Painter.. I like him but if his dad 
mentions the police or retirement one more 
time!!!!

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Now please tell me someone has told Katie 
i won't be home on Saturday night

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Now lets look ahead to Saturday. We have 
beat them once so we can do it again. They 
are no match for us if we switch on and play 
the Vipers way.

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Lets hope to god Tyler turns up on time!

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And for the rest of them lets hope they are 
focused otherwise every single one of them 
is rolling the dice and if that Woody says 
one word he's getting a left right goodnight.

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See you tomorrow