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The plan tonight will be to head to Lil Daddy's 
for some food, have a hurricane or two

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We will then bar hop for a few beers on the 
route back to the condo

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Then we will swing by the Mardi Gras parade 
to see some boobs

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Ben... the Parade...

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The parade ended hours ago, you missed your 
chance...

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Troy, Allen, Free, Daddy, stay... everyone 
else out

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THE BOOBS WERE THE ONLY REASON I WANTED TO 
COME DOWN HERE!

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big ones, small ones, IT DIDNT MATTER!

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the girls would probably have daddy issues, 
but who cares

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I could have been their daddy for one night

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But now because of you Idiots, I wont be 
seeing any boobs on this trip

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Ben, you have the internet, you can see them 
online

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Its not the same thing Troy!

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Ben, you need a Bonk

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I havent gotten laid in months, I need to 
see boobs

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And now i have the server at Lil Daddy's 
calling me a little bitch, because I cant 
drink more than two Hurricanes

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But she decided to make my drink extra strong, 
and then has the audacity to say im only 
kinda cute

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My only remaining chance to see some boobs 
is to visit that scumbag down at Envy

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$250 for a table

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I could get a night with the Poop deck bartender 
for that amount

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guys trip... i bought these new clothes for 
the women

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$175 for a shirt and sweatshirt

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and i forgot to use any promo codes so i 
wound up paying full price for this shit

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It's okay Carol, he's glad he met you

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we have golfed everyday in the cold and wind

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but the sight of breasts would warm up anyone 
on the coldest of days

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all of my wishes have been ignored

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Maybe it would be best if I stayed back with 
Kobe. We could roam the town for beads and 
pray for a miracle

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Lets go Brandon