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The team social went ahead as planned.

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We considered options for Berlin but since 
Covid we had to look at other options.

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The most responsible thing to do would have 
been to stay at home. Away from crowded places.

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Boss.. We errr..

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We all decided to go to London instead. Now 
9 of us have Covid 19.. it's the Omnicron 
variant.

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Everyone out except Batesy, Andrews, Jones, 
Sinnead, the one with the crippled hand.

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What the actual fuck! I can't believe how 
fucking irresponsible you are!! FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE!!

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For shits sake I sat in my pants at home 
alone.

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Eating frozen chips from the bag and drinking 
Jacobs Creek.

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How the hell am I going to explain this to 
the bosses.

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They're already fucked off with the vehicle 
situation.

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None of you fuckers can drive more than a 
mile without smashing one of those cars up.

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Tactical contact my arse. Now this!

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Boss. We adhered to government guidelines.

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Bullshit government guidelines. They're all 
made up to keep the sheep in their pens.

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Boss. We wore masks and socially distanced.

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I don't care if you were having cheese and 
fucking wine.

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Because of this irresponsible behaviour I'll 
have to go and beg protection group to cover 
for you garbage officers.

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I can see the smug look on their faces now 
when we have to ask them for help.

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I'd rather be dead than ask them for help 
with this shite.

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Which one of the you shit cunts caught it 
and spread it around.

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Maybe they will test negative on a PCR.

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How long does that take?

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If the tests are negative maybe we can pretend 
this happened at training.

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We'll say training was work related so it 
was ok to mix together.. because it was work 
related.

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We could say it was all the feltching they 
made us do there.

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All that sweating to level 9.4 it's almost 
fucking believable.

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Mixing us together in a sports hall what 
were they thinking.

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They're not all bad drivers, just that one 
really bad one.

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I would have gone too if I'd got an invite.

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I have some tweed. This is the 5th year no 
one invited me.. It hurts.

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Jacobs Creek is my friend.

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Maybe I can make up for it on Princy's leaving 
do.. I have to get invited to that.

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Thats if I'm not totally ass fucked by then.