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My Fuhrer, we have compiled a complete list 
of all the cuts to your benefits and perks.

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A Vice President here received a $45,000 
bonus for taking your sick leave and parking 
space.

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Another VP eliminated the Recreation Center 
and was given another $45K and your Mom. 
 He has been pimping her for $3 at the flea 
market.

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Well screw those clowns, I'll retire and 
start my pension.

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My Fuhrer... Your pension....

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Your pension was raped in 2014.  It will 
not buy you one can of dog food per month.

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If you voted for Trump, you can leave now. 
 Democrats stay.

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How could we have been so STUPID as to vote 
Democrats into power?  We had no inflation 
under Trump!

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It's bad enough the beancounters slashed 
my benefits, but Bidenflation has made what 
is left nearly worthless!

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But the inflation is due to the pandemic 
and Putin's war...

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Horse crap!  Biden is the cause of this catastrophe!

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My Fuhrer, Biden is trying!

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Yeah he's trying - trying to DESTROY us!

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He's an idiot!!!

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A marmot could run the government better, 
if we had voted one in maybe I would have 
some hope of retiring someday!

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When the company slashed our benefits, I 
kept working!

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Retirement was so close!  I was fully vested!!

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Now Biden has killed that dream!

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I don't even have a cubicle to cry in anymore!

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I remember when our money had value.

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I remember when my life - my LIFE had value!

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But the beancounters and Biden robbed me 
of both!

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When I was young I didn't need sick leave, 
but now I'm old and I don't have any!

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I had to go back to work after my colonoscopy 
and crapped on the carpet. I blamed the intern!

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Since the company outsourced the janitors, 
there was no one to clean it up!  It's still 
there, fossilized!

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Visitors keep asking us if it's Biden's head!

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Don't worry, Biden's head is still in his 
ass.

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It's like a nightmare.

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I wanted to retire so bad.  But I'll have 
to work here...

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...til I die.

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And all of you... will too.

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And as if Biden wasn't bad enough --- Kamala 
is going to be even worse.  Way worse!

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We're so screwed.