1
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Honey, the guys are asking if we can raid 
tonight.

2
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You see, we only killed the boss one time 
on Tuesday and we have a checkpoint saved.

3
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Deviantboi, ThePugeHenis, and madpeon still 
haven't gotten the raid exotic so we really 
need to do this.

4
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This is the same raid you wasted three hours 
doing in challenge mode for a useless, Timelost 
weapon?

5
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But the Timelost weapons give +3 to stability, 
range, and handling.

6
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Leave the room if you're Rivensbane, Flawless, 
or Unbroken.

7
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Why the fuck are you still playing Destiny 
2? It doesn't respect your time!

8
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We could be playing GTAV, pulling off sick 
heists and making millions of fake dollars!

9
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Bungie keeps stringing you along, promising 
you new content but all they do is re-release 
recycled content from Destiny 1.

10
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This whole season, you've been doing a seven 
year old raid.

11
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But they added champions and added secret 
chests.

12
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A chest that takes 20 minutes to unlock. 
And it drops useless shit like mods.

13
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But Vex Mythoclast is back and we all need 
to get it.

14
00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,000
The same Vex Mythoclast that can't kill shit 
in PvE or PvP?

15
00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:08,200
They ruined everyone's favorite gun from 
D1 by making it a shit linear fusion rifle!

16
00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:14,000
Not to mention the drop rate! It's probably 
5% and bugged just like Eyes of Tomorrow!

17
00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:17,700
It only took you what, 69 tries to get that 
useless fucking thing?

18
00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:27,000
Not to mention JohnRabbit got banned out 
of the fucking blue while cheaters keep shitting 
all over people in Trials.

19
00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,900
And then he keeps giving them real money 
to buy more useless cosmetics.