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*Pikachu Reading The Discalamiar*

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Lillie: Hey! um Mallow

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Lillie: Would you mind looking over my notes?

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Lillie: I'm excited for this new class

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Lillie: And I wanna make sure im at the same 
level as you guys

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Mallow: Wow! you're really advanced! unfortunatly, 
this isn't math class

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Lillie: It- It isn't?

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Mallow: No, This is Sex Ed

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Mallow: That's not a problem right?

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Mallow: Aw don't be nervous! Besides Proffesor 
Kukui says we'll learn better if we have 
hands on experience's!

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Lillie: Fine! But I call dibs on Ash!

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Mallow: Hey Good Morning Kiawe!

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Kiawe: Hey

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Sophocles: Why are we in the same class? 
You are like twice my age!

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Kiawe: Atleast i'm not some freaky 8 year 
old with a adult-male voice

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Sophocles: Take Th- *coughs* Take That back!

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Kukui: Good morning virgin's

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Ash: Hey guy's Our first lesson is actully 
the 69th, go figure!

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Mallow: [Oh Yeah! I'm so getting an Onix 
tonight!]

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Ash: Hey Mallow, Your gonna be with Pikachu!

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Pikachu: It will be the best inch in your 
life!

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Mallow: FUCK NO!

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*Title music*

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Sophocles: Oh Cool Thats Actully A really 
good idea!

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Ash: Thanks! I really like it

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Lillie: Thats a good idea!

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Kiawe: This Ash kid seems to pretty popular

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Kukui: I Know Right! Even Sophocles is into 
him!

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Sophocles: And That when you filled my mouth 
with pudding!

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Kiawe: [What the hell! he has a Z-ring?}

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Kiawe: Where did you get that Z-ring?

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Ash: Toys"R"Us

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Kiawe: Well serious?

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Mallow: They sell them there?

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Ash: Yeah, it was right next to the Yo-Kai 
Watch stuff

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Mallow: Wow Ash! You must be really strong 
if you know how to use Z-moves!

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Ash: I just ate Rare Candies untill i became 
diabatic!

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Kiawe: This isnt a joke! That type of power 
should only be handeled by trial captains 
and ka-

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Lillie: Did he just faint?

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Sophocles: Good lord! get this fool some 
insulin!

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Kukui: So let me get this straight, you snuck 
into my summer home and started living here 
without my knowing?

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Ash: Can I just say? You've got the Best 
Bed EVER!

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Kukui: Well that explains the sticky stuff 
I found on it.

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Ash: If you dont mind, Pikachu and I would 
like to stay here for a while!

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Kukui: Yeah sure whatever, but your gonna 
have to sleep in the corner with some newspaper 
and a box of tissues

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Kukui: Well hey uhh hold on a sec!

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Kukui: (on phone) This is Agent Kuhuna, whats 
my mission boss?

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Kukui: Yes, i know him. (Chatter On Phone) 
I see, the target will be elimanted (Chatter 
On Phone)

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Alright love you too mom! (Chatter On Phone) 
No i havent found a wife yet...

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Mallow: Lunch is served guys!

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Lillie: Good job Mallow! This Looks Super 
Yummy!

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Pikachu: Ooh did Tauros and a bunch of dukes 
go out again?

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Lana: Hows it taste Popplio? Popplio: eh 
pretty shitty.

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Lana: Just Don't get sick.

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Mallow: Yeah I doubt Nurse Joy would wanna 
pump your stomaches again

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Lilie: Oh by the way Mallow, I wanted to 
compliment your nice green hair! I was actully 
thinking of dying my hiar green too.

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Ash: Lame. Kiawe: Thats Something they only 
do in japanease cartoons

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Sophocles: Wouldn't it suck to be stuck in 
a crappy anime?

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(???): That may be more real than you think

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Ash: Did someone hear a-?

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Tapu Koko: What's up bitch?

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Ash: Your the biggest mosquito I have ever 
seen! someone give me the bug spray

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Tapu Koko: I have been watching you for a- 
(cough)  (cough) (cough) What the heck! (cough) 
(cough)

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Lillie: Ash! That's Tapu Koko, The spirit 
guardian of Meelee Meelee Island!

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Mallow: I thought he was a Deity!

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Lana: In toehr words, he is a god!

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Ash: A god huh? Does that mean you see everything 
we do?

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Tapu Koko: technically, yes

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Ash: Oh really huh? In that case, what did 
i do last weekend?

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Tapu Koko: You mean that little stunt? where 
you took a Somo Wreslter and shoved-

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Ash: Alright! That's enough! What do you 
want with me?

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Tapu Koko: LIke I said, I've been watching 
you, you've shown great potention as a trainer, 
now I must test your stamina

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Ash: Well I only lasted 5 minutes with Mallow

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Tapu Koko: NOT. LIKE. THAT

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Ash: Oh yeah? Let's see YOU last more than 
5 minutes shopping with a girl like THAT!

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Tapu Koko: Wait, what?

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Sophocles: Hehe Someone's got a dirty mind 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Tapu Koko: Enough! JUst try to keep up!

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Ash: Hey! That was a Chinease New Years present!

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Tapu Koko: Let's see if your as good as they 
say

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Ash: Feels good to let out my inner Naruto!

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Kukui: This is why its important to go (grunts) 
play in our day care.

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Sophocles: Ow! My face!

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Tapu Koko: Impressive, You actully kept up! 
Now, I want you to hit me up with everything 
you got! Let it all out!

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Ash: Alright! But I'll need 5 minutes and 
a bottle of lubricant.

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Tapu Koko: You know, your really starting 
to bug me

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Ash: Pretty sure your the mosquito in this 
equation!

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Kiawe: Anyone else feel like some serious 
shit is about to go down?

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Tapu Koko: Let's set the mood, shall we?

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Kiawe: Told ya!

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Kukui: He used electric terrain

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Lillie: Ash be careful! He has electrified 
the field! You could get hurt!

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Ash: Don't worry! Pikachu shocks me all the 
time! Besides it feels really good

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Tapu Koko: Alright kid, let me have it, Don't 
hold back!

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Ash: Alright if you say so. Hey you! I seem 
to have a mosquito sqaud around the barf 
side of a you hall train (i didnt understand 
this semtance at all)

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Tapu Koko: Oh That Is It Bitch!

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Pikachu: That was cheaper than the Dollar 
tree you dick!

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Kukui: Should We help him?

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Lillie: No, this is Ash's Fight

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Sophocles: Says the girl with no Pokemon

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Ash: Alright Pikachu! Use your strongest 
move! Hurricane!

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Tapu Koko: The hell? Pikachu can't even learn 
that move!

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Pikachu: Maybe, But i can still shock you 
my one

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Tapu Koko: Huh I get it- OH SHI-

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Ash: That's enough for ya?

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Tapu Koko: Not quite

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Kiawe: God Damn Him!

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Tapu Koko: That's a little contradictory, 
don't you think shirtless?

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As for you two, I see stronger attack from 
a dead double A, SHOW ME YOUR REAL POWER!

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Alrighty then! Pikachu let's show him our 
real Z-move!

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Kiawe: We Haven't learnt the propper dance 
yet!

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Don't worry! Pikachu and I learnt plenty 
of choreography during our broadway days!

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Sophocles: You guys were on Broudway!

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Ash: Yeah He learnt Hamilton, Alright Pikachu! 
Let go!

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Pikachu: KAA MEE HAA MEE HAAA .

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Kiawe: This guy is unreal!

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Kukui: Your Done! Can you help me reduce 
my electricity bill?

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Pikachu: Oh man, Anyone got some Gatorade

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Tapu Koko: Gotta admit, Didn't think he'll 
do it, You know kid? Your annoying as fuck! 
but that was impressive! untill we meet again 
mortal

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Mallow: Ash! seriouslly I thought you were 
strong, but that was like

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Chuck Norris badass!

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Ash: Pretty good for my first time huh?

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Kiawe: You've never done that before? That 
move could have backfired and killed us all 
you idiot!

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Ash: Your right Kiawe that was pretty irresponsible 
of me...

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Ash: Sike! I've done that move like a hundred 
time's!

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Ash: Pikachu and I mastered it in the hyperbolic 
time chamber!

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Kukui: That explaines why you dont act your 
age!

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Mallow: You should do that tomorrow in class! 
i bet the results will be insane!

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Lillie: Hey he is my partner!

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Mallow: Bitch You Already had your turn!

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Ash: Now cheer up kiawe! your starting to 
remind me of squidward

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Mallow: Wow haha and he sucks at to (?) too!

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Kiawe: Hey! I don't find that funny!

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Narrator: And thus an eventful day at aloha 
island has ended, and yes, we changed the 
narrator. ROLL WITH IT!

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(The last one did suck...)

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(Captions by AmazingGamerHQ :D)