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*Pikachu Reading The Discalamiar*
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Lillie: Hey! um Mallow
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Lillie: Would you mind looking over my notes?
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Lillie: I'm excited for this new class
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00:21.6
Lillie: And I wanna make sure im at the same level as you guys
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00:26.6
Mallow: Wow! you're really advanced! unfortunatly, this isn't math class
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Lillie: It- It isn't?
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00:29.4
Mallow: No, This is Sex Ed
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00:31.7
Mallow: That's not a problem right?
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00:37.7
Mallow: Aw don't be nervous! Besides Proffesor Kukui says we'll learn better if we have hands on experience's!
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00:41.1
Lillie: Fine! But I call dibs on Ash!
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00:44.1
Mallow: Hey Good Morning Kiawe!
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00:48.7
Sophocles: Why are we in the same class? You are like twice my age!
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00:52.2
Kiawe: Atleast i'm not some freaky 8 year old with a adult-male voice
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Sophocles: Take Th- *coughs* Take That back!
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Kukui: Good morning virgin's
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01:05.0
Ash: Hey guy's Our first lesson is actully the 69th, go figure!
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Mallow: [Oh Yeah! I'm so getting an Onix tonight!]
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01:10.3
Ash: Hey Mallow, Your gonna be with Pikachu!
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01:12.6
Pikachu: It will be the best inch in your life!
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01:13.7
Mallow: FUCK NO!
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01:49.1
*Title music*
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02:01.6
Sophocles: Oh Cool Thats Actully A really good idea!
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02:03.2
Ash: Thanks! I really like it
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Lillie: Thats a good idea!
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02:07.1
Kiawe: This Ash kid seems to pretty popular
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02:09.5
Kukui: I Know Right! Even Sophocles is into him!
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02:12.0
Sophocles: And That when you filled my mouth with pudding!
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02:15.6
Kiawe: [What the hell! he has a Z-ring?}
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02:17.4
Kiawe: Where did you get that Z-ring?
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02:18.0
Ash: Toys"R"Us
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02:19.3
Kiawe: Well serious?
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02:20.2
Mallow: They sell them there?
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02:23.0
Ash: Yeah, it was right next to the Yo-Kai Watch stuff
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02:26.8
Mallow: Wow Ash! You must be really strong if you know how to use Z-moves!
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02:29.6
Ash: I just ate Rare Candies untill i became diabatic!
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02:35.0
Kiawe: This isnt a joke! That type of power should only be handeled by trial captains and ka-
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02:36.4
Lillie: Did he just faint?
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02:39.0
Sophocles: Good lord! get this fool some insulin!
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02:44.8
Kukui: So let me get this straight, you snuck into my summer home and started living here without my knowing?
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02:48.2
Ash: Can I just say? You've got the Best Bed EVER!
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02:50.8
Kukui: Well that explains the sticky stuff I found on it.
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02:54.6
Ash: If you dont mind, Pikachu and I would like to stay here for a while!
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03:01.6
Kukui: Yeah sure whatever, but your gonna have to sleep in the corner with some newspaper and a box of tissues
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Kukui: Well hey uhh hold on a sec!
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03:10.0
Kukui: (on phone) This is Agent Kuhuna, whats my mission boss?
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03:15.5
Kukui: Yes, i know him. (Chatter On Phone) I see, the target will be elimanted (Chatter On Phone)
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03:21.6
Alright love you too mom! (Chatter On Phone) No i havent found a wife yet...
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03:29.5
Mallow: Lunch is served guys!
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Lillie: Good job Mallow! This Looks Super Yummy!
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03:35.1
Pikachu: Ooh did Tauros and a bunch of dukes go out again?
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03:37.6
Lana: Hows it taste Popplio? Popplio: eh pretty shitty.
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03:39.5
Lana: Just Don't get sick.
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03:43.9
Mallow: Yeah I doubt Nurse Joy would wanna pump your stomaches again
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03:51.3
Lilie: Oh by the way Mallow, I wanted to compliment your nice green hair! I was actully thinking of dying my hiar green too.
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03:55.3
Ash: Lame. Kiawe: Thats Something they only do in japanease cartoons
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03:58.5
Sophocles: Wouldn't it suck to be stuck in a crappy anime?
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04:00.8
(???): That may be more real than you think
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Ash: Did someone hear a-?
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04:06.1
Tapu Koko: What's up bitch?
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Ash: Your the biggest mosquito I have ever seen! someone give me the bug spray
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Tapu Koko: I have been watching you for a- (cough) (cough) (cough) What the heck! (cough) (cough)
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04:20.5
Lillie: Ash! That's Tapu Koko, The spirit guardian of Meelee Meelee Island!
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04:22.6
Mallow: I thought he was a Deity!
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04:24.0
Lana: In toehr words, he is a god!
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Ash: A god huh? Does that mean you see everything we do?
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Tapu Koko: technically, yes
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04:33.0
Ash: Oh really huh? In that case, what did i do last weekend?
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04:35.7
Tapu Koko: You mean that little stunt? where you took a Somo Wreslter and shoved-
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04:39.0
Ash: Alright! That's enough! What do you want with me?
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04:46.0
Tapu Koko: LIke I said, I've been watching you, you've shown great potention as a trainer, now I must test your stamina
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04:48.7
Ash: Well I only lasted 5 minutes with Mallow
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04:51.0
Tapu Koko: NOT. LIKE. THAT
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04:56.1
Ash: Oh yeah? Let's see YOU last more than 5 minutes shopping with a girl like THAT!
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04:57.5
Tapu Koko: Wait, what?
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Sophocles: Hehe Someone's got a dirty mind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Tapu Koko: Enough! JUst try to keep up!
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05:10.6
Ash: Hey! That was a Chinease New Years present!
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Tapu Koko: Let's see if your as good as they say
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05:18.9
Ash: Feels good to let out my inner Naruto!
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05:27.0
Kukui: This is why its important to go (grunts) play in our day care.
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Sophocles: Ow! My face!
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05:41.1
Tapu Koko: Impressive, You actully kept up! Now, I want you to hit me up with everything you got! Let it all out!
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05:43.8
Ash: Alright! But I'll need 5 minutes and a bottle of lubricant.
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05:46.5
Tapu Koko: You know, your really starting to bug me
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05:49.2
Ash: Pretty sure your the mosquito in this equation!
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05:52.2
Kiawe: Anyone else feel like some serious shit is about to go down?
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05:54.4
Tapu Koko: Let's set the mood, shall we?
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05:58.4
Kiawe: Told ya!
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06:00.5
Kukui: He used electric terrain
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Lillie: Ash be careful! He has electrified the field! You could get hurt!
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Ash: Don't worry! Pikachu shocks me all the time! Besides it feels really good
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Tapu Koko: Alright kid, let me have it, Don't hold back!
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06:19.6
Ash: Alright if you say so. Hey you! I seem to have a mosquito sqaud around the barf side of a you hall train (i didnt understand this semtance at all)
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06:22.9
Tapu Koko: Oh That Is It Bitch!
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06:29.0
Pikachu: That was cheaper than the Dollar tree you dick!
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06:31.1
Kukui: Should We help him?
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06:33.1
Lillie: No, this is Ash's Fight
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06:35.1
Sophocles: Says the girl with no Pokemon
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06:38.7
Ash: Alright Pikachu! Use your strongest move! Hurricane!
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06:41.6
Tapu Koko: The hell? Pikachu can't even learn that move!
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06:44.1
Pikachu: Maybe, But i can still shock you my one
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06:46.0
Tapu Koko: Huh I get it- OH SHI-
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06:47.2
Ash: That's enough for ya?
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06:52.4
Tapu Koko: Not quite
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06:53.5
Kiawe: God Damn Him!
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06:55.8
Tapu Koko: That's a little contradictory, don't you think shirtless?
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07:02.8
As for you two, I see stronger attack from a dead double A, SHOW ME YOUR REAL POWER!
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07:06.4
Alrighty then! Pikachu let's show him our real Z-move!
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07:08.2
Kiawe: We Haven't learnt the propper dance yet!
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07:12.4
Don't worry! Pikachu and I learnt plenty of choreography during our broadway days!
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07:14.6
Sophocles: You guys were on Broudway!
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07:19.0
Ash: Yeah He learnt Hamilton, Alright Pikachu! Let go!
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07:33.9
Pikachu: KAA MEE HAA MEE HAAA .
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07:36.5
Kiawe: This guy is unreal!
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07:39.0
Kukui: Your Done! Can you help me reduce my electricity bill?
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07:53.2
Pikachu: Oh man, Anyone got some Gatorade
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08:10.1
Tapu Koko: Gotta admit, Didn't think he'll do it, You know kid? Your annoying as fuck! but that was impressive! untill we meet again mortal
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08:17.2
Mallow: Ash! seriouslly I thought you were strong, but that was like
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08:19.0
Chuck Norris badass!
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08:21.1
Ash: Pretty good for my first time huh?
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08:26.0
Kiawe: You've never done that before? That move could have backfired and killed us all you idiot!
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08:29.7
Ash: Your right Kiawe that was pretty irresponsible of me...
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08:32.8
Ash: Sike! I've done that move like a hundred time's!
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08:35.9
Ash: Pikachu and I mastered it in the hyperbolic time chamber!
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08:38.0
Kukui: That explaines why you dont act your age!
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08:41.9
Mallow: You should do that tomorrow in class! i bet the results will be insane!
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08:43.9
Lillie: Hey he is my partner!
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08:46.3
Mallow: Bitch You Already had your turn!
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08:49.4
Ash: Now cheer up kiawe! your starting to remind me of squidward
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08:53.1
Mallow: Wow haha and he sucks at to (?) too!
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08:55.5
Kiawe: Hey! I don't find that funny!
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09:10.4
Narrator: And thus an eventful day at aloha island has ended, and yes, we changed the narrator. ROLL WITH IT!
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09:13.1
(The last one did suck...)
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09:21.0
(Captions by AmazingGamerHQ :D)
