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This is the draft for the next game.

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You will be playing Radiant mid Meepo against 
a last pick Huskar.

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Top we have Jenya with sober David supporting 
and bot is Arch hard carry with Smokegank 
as position 5.

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That's fine. Arch's PL will carry us to victory.

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Mr. God Gamer...

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The Dire...

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The Dire have 3 immortals and a smurf who's 
sniping.

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Our chances of winning are slim to none.

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Everyone leave except the loli guy, the drunk, 
Jenga, and the arms dealer.

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What the hell is this?!

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What kind of broken matchmaking caused this?!

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Now I'm forced to play mid with a useless 
hero against a freaking Immortal.

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Let alone a last pick Huskar.

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I will get owned and then I'll mald.

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And when I mald I start banning plebs who 
get excited to see me fail at every opportunity.

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Especially when I lose middle with my pepeg 
supports.

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Mr. God Gamer, it is not the plebs' fault 
you are playing bad.

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Of course it is. I can't miss a CS or they 
KEKL.

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Mr. God Gamer, you will end up on a Reddit 
thread.

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I don't give a shit about that soy website 
or their threads.

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They're all 2k noobs.

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Have they ever tried being judged by millions 
watching as they try to stay calm playing 
with Megacucks doing garbage plays?

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I deal with this crap daily and this is my 
reward?

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They can't even be bothered to sub for less 
than 2 dollars a month but they can mock 
me?

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I even go past my bedtime once in a while. 
All for their free enjoyment while I am poor 
and struggling.

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I just want to have some fun.

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Make a legendary build,

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do a little trolling,

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and then own some noobs.

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God damn it.

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God damn Gaben and his beta game that he 
won't fix after 10 years.

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I have been screwed over and over looking 
like a fool to all the women in chat.

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And then the Megacucks start talking back.

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They talk back when they know I am malding.

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I feel like they want to see me explode.

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It's ok, Yuki. He is not talking about you.

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I guess there is no point in playing.

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I must admit defeat and get laughed at.

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One of you will tank.

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And the rest will be banned.

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Also let chat know that I am not refunding 
any of their Fat points. I do not care if 
they bet win or lose.

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Play Lepo Lepo.