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♫ Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks 
♫

2
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♫ Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of 
dicks ♫

3
00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,600
♫ Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke 
♫

4
00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:18,800
♫ It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby 
tuggin' barge ♫

5
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♫ Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks 
♫

6
00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,600
♫ Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of 
dicks ♫

7
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♫ You better give us all the money in your 
treasure chest ♫

8
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♫ Or Dr. Kristof Hartmann's gonna take a 
shit on your fucking lawn ♫

9
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♫ Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks 
♫

10
00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,700
♫ Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of 
dicks ♫

11
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♫ Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder 
is crap ♫

12
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♫ And your cannons are incapable of firing 
twenty feet ♫

13
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♫ Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks 
♫

14
00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:48,600
♫ Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of 
dicks ♫

15
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♫ Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic ♫

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♫ And all your crew look like lego bricks 
♫

17
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♫ Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks 
♫

18
00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,800
♫ Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of 
dicks ♫

19
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♫ Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke 
♫

20
00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:06,400
♫ It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby 
tuggin' barge ♫

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FOLLOW THE BOUNCING DUCK, EVERYONE!