1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:04,000 We are behind Schedule to deliver BE-4 2 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:05,500 Tory Bruno wants his engines 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,300 And there's virtually no progress on New Glenn 4 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:12,000 We've tried to copy the Falcon 9, but we are hardware poor. 5 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:16,200 And now SpaceX is building Starship, the largest rocket ever. 6 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:22,400 That's fine, we'll win the Lunar lander acquisition with my blue balls and get 6 billion dollars from NASA. 7 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,700 Jeff Who... 8 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:30,400 The blue balls.. 9 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,100 The blue balls didn't get choosen by NASA 10 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:37,000 And now there's an article about how our corporate culture is terrible. 11 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:59,400 Everyone leave the room except for Bob Smith and anyone who hasn't been sexually harassed by management 12 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,300 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! 13 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,800 Why can't I get anything to orbit?!?! 14 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:24,100 I created Blue Origin to prove that my penis is large, thick and big! 15 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,500 What will the other billionaires think? 16 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,600 I will sue every living soul into oblivion! 17 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:34,100 Elon is mocking my tiny rocket new glenn with his big starship, abbreviated SS. 18 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,900 What else can I do besides lawsuits?! 19 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,600 I'M GONNA SUE THE EARTH FOR HAVING TO MUCH GRAVITY! AND THE MOON FOR BEING TOO FAR AWAY 20 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,500 Butt you can't sue yourself to the moon... 21 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:46,100 I'M GOING TO MAKE IT WORK! AND I WILL SUE EVERYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE! 22 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,500 But Jeff Who; shouldn't we just try to get to orbit instead? 23 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,600 I'm not going to be arsed to work on blue origin more than one wednesday afternoon a week. 24 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:55,000 DO I LOOK LIKE THAT FUCKING NERD ELON MUSK?! 25 00:01:55,800 --> 00:02:00,500 I just want to rule the world! Prove that I have the biggest dick and is the smartest man alive! 26 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,800 I was going to make millions of people my slaves in space colonies and be remembered as space-Columbus! 27 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:09,100 My rockets would be the ultimate allegory for my penis that I definetely can get up! 28 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,400 Now my rocket can barely reach the fucking karman line. 29 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,500 I'm not even close to reach fucking orbit. 30 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,800 My rockets are nothing more than a pathetic joy ride for the mega rich. 31 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:21,900 Our rocket technology haven't surpassed that of soviet era missiles developed under Stalin. 32 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:29,300 I never studied rocket science. 33 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,000 I haven't read a single book. Not a single book on advanced physics. 34 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,900 But I cornered the market on internet retail. 35 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,300 Betrayed... 36 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:45,900 BY DICKLESS WOMEN WHO DOESN'T WANNA GET HARASSED AT THEIR WORKPLACE. 37 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,900 AND WAREHOUSE WORKERS WHO DOESN'T WANNA PEE IN BOTTLES. 38 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:54,000 With shit pay and terrible benefits. 39 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,500 I will make them pay. 40 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,100 They will pay with their blood 41 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,300 I live forever by forcing them to give me their blood 42 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,900 We can vote to unionize. 43 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,700 Maybe I can't build rockets. 44 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:23,300 Maybe it's not possible reach space with lawsuits alone.. 45 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:29,600 Maybe being a rich asshole isn't enough. 46 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:35,300 The space race is over. 47 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:45,800 Everyone will laugh at my tiny brain and my small willy. 48 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:50,500 "Jeff Who?" They ask, as if they don't know who I am. 49 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:56,300 I will stop NASA from going to space.