1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:02,300 [Morning birdsong.] 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,900 [Phone beeps.] 3 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,700 [Someone’s waking up.] 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,800 [Someone’s rummaging for an instant coffee bag, making sleepy sounds.] 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,400 [Hot faucet water running.] 6 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,000 [Sound of the fridge door opened.] 7 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:28,800 [Looking for a long-life coffee cream cup.] 8 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:32,400 [Elena is taking a sip.] 9 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,200 [Inhaling as stretching.] 10 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:43,100 [Exhaling tiredly as coming up.] 11 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 [Elena plays an ad on her phone.] 12 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:51,100 Did you want to feel accomplished? And did you want to hold your life in check? 13 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:57,800 Are you brushing your teeth in bed and all that’s left in your fridge seems to be long-life coffee cream cups? 14 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:04,000 Do you use your hot tap water to make tea in the sink cluttered with days-worth dishes? 15 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:07,300 And does your morning work-out take about 5 seconds? 16 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,800 Our Self-Brand agency is looking for you! 17 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:14,200 Under our guidance, you are going to conduce juices back to your both personal and business lives. 18 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:17,500 What’s more, the first three consultations are on us! 19 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:24,300 Come now, and put your life back on track where it belongs, with tags it deserves! 20 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,800 Remember I told you I wanted this stuff black? 21 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,200 Yes, I do … 22 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,900 So why on earth am I not seeing any? 23 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,100 Well, there is this black … 24 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,900 [Elena clears her throat audibly.] 25 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,100 Oh, Ms Elena. What brings you by, dear? 26 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,000 Well, I saw this … 27 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:41,300 We actually know what, dear. Ms Elena, we are doing a photoshoot of you today. Over there. 28 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,700 [The agency photographer and make-up artist greet Elena eagerly.] 29 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,300 What the? I’m not doing any photoshoot with them! Unthinkable! 30 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,800 See, this is my pyjamas I’ve stepped in in! No shower this morning for me, lady! 31 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,800 My brows can honestly make people confuse me with Frida Kahlo! My hands are freaking hairy and I smell real bad! 32 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:54,100 And my moustache can win the Movember Challenge! Real sorry, lady, I’m out of here. 33 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,900 Excuse me! See for yourselves: I’ve got these Hobbit-like feet and I’m actually wearing my pyjamas!” “I”m not doing any photoshoot! No! No! 34 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,600 [Elena’s protests fade out.]