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BRIDGETTE: Oh, my God! You have more?

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MICHAEL: You said you wanted more fruit in 
the house!

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BRIDGETTE: Real fruit, you dumb f*ck!

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MICHAEL: Keep that up. Keep talking about 
me.

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I'm giving you the-

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You wanted fruit in the house, and I'm giving 
it to you, OK?

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BRIDGETTE: Michael! This is not fruit!

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MICHAEL: Man, I do not like the tone in your 
voice.

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BRIDGETTE: What are you gonna do about it?

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MICHAEL: I'll f*cking-

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Boy, this is StoryFire. I can get away with 
a lot of sh*t on this app!

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BRIDGETTE: Oh, no you cannot!

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MICHAEL: OK, I'm gonna need you to go ahead 
and...

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stop while I eat Jelly Fruit. OK?

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BRIDGETTE: No! It's not good for you!

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MICHAEL: You're just want it for yourself. 
[sic.]

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Bridgette is actually in love with this sh*t, 
OK?

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BRIDGETTE: It's good, OK?

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MICHAEL: Guys!

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BRIDGETTE: It's good, OK?

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MICHAEL: Jelly Fruit is a TikTok trend, and 
I'm gonna put it in my mouth and make it 
a StoryFire thing.

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What if this breaks my teeth?

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BRIDGETTE: Oh, it probably will, actually.

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I should do it.

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[gagging]

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You OK?

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[gagging]

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[gagging]

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[gagging]

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Oh, my God!

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[gagging]

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Jesus!

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[vomiting]

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MICHAEL: Oh! It's disgusting!

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BRIDGETTE: Don't talk about Jelly Fruit that 
way!

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I like it!

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MICHAEL: Oh, Go- I don't like the consistency, 
bruh!

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BRIDGETTE: Oh, my God.

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MICHAEL: Why do you like this sh*t?

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BRIDGETTE: It's good!

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MICHAEL: Maybe I got the wrong flavor.

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[disgust]

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BRIDGETTE: Holy crap, dude. Are you OK?

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MICHAEL: No!

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OK, we're gonna try lemon.

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BRIDGETTE: Are you sure you wanna do another 
one?

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You just puked and crapped your pants.

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MICHAEL: OK. No, I didn't.

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BRIDGETTE: Yes, you did.

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MICHAEL: OK?

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BRIDGETTE: Yes, you did.

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MICHAEL: Just because it's StoryFire doesn't 
mean you can make fun of me like this, OK?

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Here we go! Lemon!

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OK. I expected more to happen there.

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Lemon!

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[grunting]

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BRIDGETTE: Oh, my God.

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MICHAEL: I hate Jelly Fruit!

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BRIDGETTE: I love it! Stop wasting it, please!

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Ugh!

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MICHAEL: It's that good.

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BRIDGETTE: Oh, my-

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[gagging]

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Oh, my God!

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MICHAEL: I'm trying to swallow it. Hold on.

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BRIDGETTE: Don't swallow it!

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OK. Enough!

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MICHAEL: I'm ju-

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BRIDGETTE: OK. Enough!

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MICHAEL: OK. Let's try grape.

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BRIDGETTE: No!

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No... more!

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MICHAEL: I-

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Look, I'm addicted to Jelly Fruit!

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BRIDGETTE: You don't even like it!

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[tasting]

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MICHAEL: Lemon wasn't bad, but the consisten-

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Bro, it's like jelly!

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OK! Bridgette's turn!

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[scream]

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[laughter]

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It's not funny, bro.

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Stuff's spraying out all over the place.

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You l-

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[laughter]

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I hate you. Like, I swear to God, I hate 
you.

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OK. Do this one right, please.

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Oh!

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Why does this keep happening to me?

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[laughter]

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No! Why is this going on?

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MICHAEL: Could you-

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BRIDGETTE: I don't know.

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Like, seriously, no more Jelly Fruit. Like, 
seriously.

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It's disgusting, it's me-

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Ah!

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OK.

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BRIDGETTE: Hey! No!

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Not the Jelly Fruit! I love it!

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MICHAEL: Do one right, 'cause you're doing 
something.

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Put that one in your mouth right now, and 
chew.

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I'm watching how you bite it, dude.

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Ah!

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[laughter]

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I'm covered in Jelly Fruit!

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I hate you, dude!

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BRIDGETTE: Mmm. It's so good.

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MICHAEL: It's not funny! It's not fun! I 
hate this!

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I'm never eating this stuff again. What's 
the point of it?

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[laughter]

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What is the point of it?

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[sigh]

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I don't care. I'm eating it.

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BRIDGETTE: That is mine!

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MICHAEL: It WAS yours.

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BRIDGETTE: That was my snack!

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MICHAEL: OK, take it. But, I hate you.

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OK, I can't take it...

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alright?

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Look at me!

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What is the point of Jelly Fruit?

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You know something, Bridgette?

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This is the absolute-

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BRIDGETTE: Oh, my God!

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MICHAEL: Jesus!

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OK!

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I'm done!

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It is what it is!

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Ah!

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BRIDGETTE: Michael?

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Are you OK?

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MICHAEL: No, I'm not, actually!

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I just slipped and busted my *ss from f*cking 
Jelly Fruit!

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BRIDGETTE: Holy crap, dude!

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Oh, my-

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[laughter]

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MICHAEL: F*ck you, bro!

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[laughter]