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Scottish Government Offices, Edinburgh (12th 
June 2021)

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What the fuck is going on!? I'm missing the 
match!

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Minister Yousaf, I apologise for calling 
you in at this hour. Minister, we have some 
fresh intel on Tam Flanagan which you'll 
want to hear.

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Why does that fat cunt always ruin my weekends!?

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Minister, we have him on the line now. He 
made anti-trans comments.

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Fuck. I'll speak to the cunt.

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Hello. Can you not go a day without defying 
the Hate Crime Bill?

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No.

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Do you have no respect for the feelings of 
the trans people?

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No, I am about class politics.

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Listen to me, Tam, we're trying to create 
a Scotland which is equal for all.

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It's a good thing I'm an Englishman then.

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Let me tell you why I voted for Brexit.

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It was the will of the working-class and 
I would never do anything to harm their interests 
or mine.

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Men walking about in dresses clearly harms 
them.

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Are you having a fucking laugh!? Harms your 
interests!?

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Maybe you should have laid off the jaffa 
cakes, you diabetic shitehawk!

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Draw up plans for a Scottish Sugar Tax immediately.

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And hold the fucking pilot in Grangemouth!

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Then we'll see if he's still anti-trans!

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Minister, we have Andrew Bustard on line 
two for you.

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He wishes to discuss his latest theories 
on gay sex robots.

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For fuck sake!