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Changes in the list of the world’s oldest people.

00:20.6 - 00:22.7
Thank you, Frau Junge.

00:38.3 - 00:39.2
Oldest people leaderboard updates.

00:40.4 - 00:41.7
Yeah.

00:42.9 - 00:43.6
This just in.

00:45.1 - 00:50.3
Chiyo Miyako has died on July 22, 2018 at age 117.

00:51.1 - 00:54.2
Giuseppina Projetto also died on July 6 at age 116.

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The oldest living person is now Kane Tanaka.

00:58.4 - 01:03.6
She was born on January 2, 1903, making her 115 years old.

01:04.3 - 01:06.6
This just in. Giuseppina Projetto and Chiyo Miyako are dead.

01:08.9 - 01:11.5
No one born before 1903 is anymore with us.

01:11.8 - 01:13.4
I’m honestly shocked about both of them.

01:14.1 - 01:18.0
Giuseppina Projetto appeared to be in good shape.

01:19.0 - 01:21.5
Chiyo Miyako seemed lively in images of her too.

01:22.1 - 01:24.2
Though, she was actually 114 in them.

01:24.3 - 01:26.9
I agree with Hewel. Them both dying this month is absurd.

01:27.0 - 01:31.8
This means the 1901 and 1902 year of birth cohorts have both gone extinct.

01:33.2 - 01:36.3
You have got to be shitting me.

01:37.8 - 01:40.2
CHIYO MIYAKO AND GIUSEPPINA PROJETTO ARE BOTH GONE?!

01:40.7 - 01:44.5
THIS IS LIKE JANUARY 2007 WHEN WE LOST 1891 AND 1892 IN FOUR DAYS!

01:44.6 - 01:47.8
SHORTLY BEFORE THAT, 1890! WE JUST LOST 1900!

01:48.4 - 01:49.7
The Fuhrer is ranting again.

01:49.8 - 01:52.6
The new world’s oldest person, I presume?

01:52.7 - 01:54.6
It’s now Kane Tanaka.

01:55.5 - 01:56.6
What the serious fuck?!

01:56.7 - 01:58.6
How did we lose more year of birth cohorts?!

01:58.7 - 02:01.9
I was born in 1889!

02:02.0 - 02:03.8
And Goebbels…

02:03.9 - 02:08.7
You were born in 1897, but you may just be half dead!

02:09.5 - 02:10.4
What the fuck?

02:12.1 - 02:14.4
How did Chiyo Miyako and Giuseppina Projetto die?

02:16.1 - 02:18.0
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY BOTH DIE?!

02:25.1 - 02:27.5
The person born in 1889 must be the other Hitler.

02:27.6 - 02:28.9
Not to mention the other Bormann was from 1900.

02:30.2 - 02:32.0
But our actors were born much later than that.

02:33.1 - 02:35.4
We will live much longer than 117.