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Changes in the list of the world’s oldest 
people.

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Thank you, Frau Junge.

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Oldest people leaderboard updates.

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Yeah.

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This just in.

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Chiyo Miyako has died on July 22, 2018 at 
age 117.

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Giuseppina Projetto also died on July 6 at 
age 116.

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The oldest living person is now Kane Tanaka.

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She was born on January 2, 1903, making her 
115 years old.

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This just in. Giuseppina Projetto and Chiyo 
Miyako are dead.

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No one born before 1903 is anymore with us.

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I’m honestly shocked about both of them.

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Giuseppina Projetto appeared to be in good 
shape.

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Chiyo Miyako seemed lively in images of her 
too.

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Though, she was actually 114 in them.

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I agree with Hewel. Them both dying this 
month is absurd.

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This means the 1901 and 1902 year of birth 
cohorts have both gone extinct.

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You have got to be shitting me.

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CHIYO MIYAKO AND GIUSEPPINA PROJETTO ARE 
BOTH GONE?!

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THIS IS LIKE JANUARY 2007 WHEN WE LOST 1891 
AND 1892 IN FOUR DAYS!

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SHORTLY BEFORE THAT, 1890! WE JUST LOST 1900!

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The Fuhrer is ranting again.

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The new world’s oldest person, I presume?

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It’s now Kane Tanaka.

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What the serious fuck?!

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How did we lose more year of birth cohorts?!

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I was born in 1889!

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And Goebbels…

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You were born in 1897, but you may just be 
half dead!

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What the fuck?

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How did Chiyo Miyako and Giuseppina Projetto 
die?

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HOW THE FUCK DID THEY BOTH DIE?!

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The person born in 1889 must be the other 
Hitler.

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Not to mention the other Bormann was from 
1900.

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But our actors were born much later than 
that.

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We will live much longer than 117.