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Our chess score was 75-8, it was really getting 
out of hand.

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I said "Come on Jason don't give up we're 
at close skill levels, I believe in you."

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Despite our score, matches were fairly competitive. 
Thought maybe a couple practice games, he'd 
start to win.

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He read a 500 page book

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a book

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a book

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He still ended up losing most of the matches.

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a book

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During one match, I blundered and lost my 
queen, I thought it was over.

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He was getting cocky, he even started playing 
his victory song.

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He still ended up losing the match

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I couldn't fucking believe it, he threw the 
match away

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a book

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He's gonna have to read another god damn 
book

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How many books is he going to have to read 
to beat me?

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He is never going to be better than me

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No seriously, I said "let's play league to 
get your mind off of the chess"

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It was a shit show

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He inted

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Unbelievable

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"It's fine, I'm sure you'll do well at another 
game"

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a book

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And then, and th-

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and then we went and played a bunch of different 
games

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We played melee, we played mario party, and 
ultimate chicken horse.

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"He never won?"

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Not once