1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:03,000 Congress has launched an investigation of MIT. 2 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:05,400 Angry alumni are withholding donations, 3 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:07,800 pro-Hamas demonstrations have broken out 4 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:12,400 in Lobby 7, 10, and the LGBTQ lounge, 5 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:15,400 and the Black Student Union has surrounded Hillel. 6 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,100 Don't worry, our new Vice President of Equity & Inclusion will sort this out. 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,600 Our BELONGING campaign will succeed. 8 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:26,800 President Kornbluth. 9 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:30,000 Our entire DEI program ... 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,700 ... has collapsed. Intersectionality and decolonization poisoned the campus. 11 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,400 Every identity group is at each other's throats. 12 00:00:52,700 --> 00:01:10,700 Everyone out except Chancellor Nobles, Provost Barnhart, Toady Espich, Lapdog Barret, Grifter Reagans, and Minister of Propaganda Haslanger. 13 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:15,100 What kind of a shitstorm have you handed me? 14 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,800 They told me this would be a cushy job. 15 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:23,400 You people have 150 frigging DEI staff. 16 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,200 You've been "training" MIT students for years. 17 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,300 How did so many of them turn into antisemitic jihadists? 18 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,900 Jewish alumni want to cut my balls off. 19 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:37,600 It's a good thing I don't have any. 20 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:40,600 I kept you all in place when I took over, and this is how you thank me? 21 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,600 We were just following Past President Reif's orders. 22 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:46,400 Rafael Reif? That emasculated idiot! 23 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,500 But he raised $5 Billion dollars to Build a Better World!! 24 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:52,000 So the fuck what. If Congress kicks us off the gravy train, it’s all over. 25 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:55,500 That bitch Stefanik already sacked the presidents of Harvard and UPenn. 26 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:57,800 The President of MIT is surely her next scalp! 27 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:00,800 What happens if they dredge up my role in the Duke coverup? 28 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:03,800 You think plagiarism is bad? 29 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:08,000 Two patients died in that bogus clinical trial. 30 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:13,100 Duke hushed it all up with a fat settlement, but that was then. 31 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,800 The whole story came out in that January 9, 2015 Cancer Letter. 32 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:21,700 Once that bloodhound Bill Ackman gets on my trail, I'm toast. 33 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:30,000 My whole career championing women in science is circling the drain 34 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:34,200 all because you intersectional nitwits declared war on Jews. 35 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:38,200 Self-loathing Jews paid for all this DEI shit! 36 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,800 Why did you have to wake them up? 37 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:47,700 We could have kept milking them like all the other universities. 38 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:53,100 But no! A pack of raghead rapists had to screw the pooch. 39 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,100 Where will the trannies go for empowerment now that DEI is dead? 40 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:59,800 How can we keep discriminating against men in admissions and hiring? 41 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,500 Do you know what it means if merit replaces affirmative action? 42 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:09,100 Don't worry, we can all get jobs at Oberlin. 43 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,300 I guess I can go back to the lab. 44 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:23,200 All those smelly test tubes. 45 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:30,000 Training third-rate biologists that will never find jobs. 46 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,800 And what do you think will happen to you all? 47 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:46,200 Once the DEI game is up all you phonies are worthless. 48 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:49,000 Failed college administrators will be queueing in breadlines. 49 00:03:53,700 --> 00:04:00,000 "You want fries with that?"