00:00.0 - 00:13.9 Stark and I play our first game of Hell Let Loose. Goes on for ages. 40 people on each side. I'm runnning around shooting the baddies and getting blown up by artillery. 00:14.0 - 00:18.8 We win. Post game shows combat effectiveness score. Guess how many points Stark had? 00:18.9 - 00:22.5 ZERO 00:27.4 - 00:31.6 Zilch 00:31.7 - 00:36.5 Did't hit anything with a single fucking bullet. 00:36.6 - 00:41.4 25 minute game. Fighting over one command post at a time. Never even hit a tank. 00:41.5 - 00:46.3 I tried to screencap, but he left as soon as we saw the metric. 00:59.8 - 01:09.8 Whole game the enemy was in front of us. He was even using the assault class. All he had to do was brrrr in their general direction. 01:13.6 - 01:32.7 Last few minutes half our team threw down smokes so that we could run all the way up to their HQ unimpeded. 01:32.8 - 01:50.0 What a beautiful metric. Not a single fucking point. ZEEEEERRRROOOO. 01:50.1 - 02:01.5 I'm sure if they used negative points he probably would have been on the board. 02:08.2 - 02:23.0 The game told him he was of absolutely no use to the team. 02:23.1 - 03:41.0 So much worse than any burn I've given him