1
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Stark  and I play our first game of Hell 
Let Loose. Goes on for ages. 40  people on 
each side. I'm runnning around shooting the 
baddies and  getting blown up by artillery.

2
00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:18,800
We win. Post game shows combat effectiveness 
score. Guess how many points Stark had?

3
00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:22,500
ZERO

4
00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:31,600
Zilch

5
00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:36,500
Did't hit anything with a single fucking 
bullet.

6
00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:41,400
25 minute game. Fighting over one command 
post at a time. Never even hit a tank.

7
00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:46,300
I tried to screencap, but he left as soon 
as we saw the metric.

8
00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:09,800
Whole  game the enemy was in front of us. 
He was even using the assault class.  All 
he had to do was brrrr in their general direction.

9
00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:32,700
Last few minutes half our team threw down 
smokes so that we could run all the way up 
to their HQ unimpeded.

10
00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:50,000
What a beautiful metric. Not a single fucking 
point. ZEEEEERRRROOOO.

11
00:01:50,100 --> 00:02:01,500
I'm sure if they used negative points he 
probably would have been on the board.

12
00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:23,000
The game told him he was of absolutely no 
use to the team.

13
00:02:23,100 --> 00:03:41,000
So much worse than any burn I've given him