1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:04,500 Brexit to me was about kicking the immigrants out of the UK 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:07,500 We loved that! Finally, we'd get our jobs back! 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:11,000 Nigel said we'd be absolutely fine. 4 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:16,000 We thought "What's the worst that could happen?" 5 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:21,500 The Pound dropped 10%... 6 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,000 10%! 7 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:31,100 10%!!! 8 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,500 All my life's savings were in Pounds!! 9 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,200 All of them! 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:47,600 Boris said we'd be united as a country 11 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:50,700 That we'd be celebrating our independence day! 12 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:56,000 ... But now Scotland is trying to leave the UK! 13 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,100 The best part is... 14 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,900 ... All our nukes are in Scotland!! 15 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:08,500 We're all SCREWED! 16 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,300 "Better Together"! 17 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:18,600 Two years ago, they barely voted to stay in the UK! 18 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,000 I bet they regret that! 19 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,600 NOW WE'VE LEFT!!! 20 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,500 The poster about the immigrants flooding into the UK... 21 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:41,000 ... Now we'll be the immigrants! 22 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:46,500 And Nigel said yesterday, about the £350 million a week... 23 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,500 Farage looked in his pockets... 24 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:53,000 "Oh that was bullshit"! 25 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Forget the NHS! 26 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:03,000 Now we have no nukes, no money, no healthcare... 27 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Nothing! 28 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 ... We ... Wa-... 29 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,900 We wanted to get more money... 30 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Now the world economy is crashing!!! 31 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:28,000 But I'll be gone in 10 years - it's not my problem! 32 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,000 So it's your kids' problem? 33 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:33,000 Yes it's their problem! 34 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,300 I feel sorry for the young people in this audience! 35 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:55,000 Even Cameron decided to resign! 36 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,300 What about the younger generation? 37 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:05,000 Yes, I'm leaving my kids with an uncertain future... 38 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:10,000 But we do have a farm in the countryside - they'll figure it out 39 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:22,000 But it's in Wales! 40 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Wales voted to leave too! 41 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Even the sheep want to leave!