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The allies have have withdrawn all army units

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intelligence reports men in working dress

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are marching towards here

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All of our best-looking women including Eva 
have gone adrift

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reports indicate that rum and beer supplies 
are running low

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Working dress? So we are talking tradesmen, 
ordinary men.

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This we can survive.

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They will eventually have to go back to work.

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Mein Fuhrer

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They..

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They are Jacks

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British, Australian, Canadian and Kiwi Matelots

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All chocwits,

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rockies,

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and malingerers

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Leave The Room

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Are you fucking kidding me!!

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Who let those cunt's off their ships?

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Fucking Jacks

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We are royally fucked now!

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These bastards will take everything from 
us

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Our women will be ruined

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What self-respecting Frau will fuck a German 
man now?

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These cunts are better trained than our SS

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They survived training at Cerberus, Raleigh, 
Saint-Jean and Devonport

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Mein Fuhrer, my reports tell me that most 
of these men are drunk

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You fucking imbecle

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The more they drink, the more cocky they 
become

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Mein Fuhrer, I am told they are mostly supply 
branch sailors

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Keep digging a hole Fritz

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They are the toughest of the lot

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Their command keeps them in important jobs

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If left to their own devices they would rule 
the world

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Imagine everything running that efficiently

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Why do you think the other branches are unstoppbale

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One fucking cook has more intelligence and 
guts than you cunts

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Let alone their stewards,

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they are the ones that really run the show

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elite operators everyone one of them

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All kitted up by the finest jack dustys you 
have ever dealt with

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Please tell me they have left their stokers 
behind?

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No wait they will be the ones in drag

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That is where all our men are headed.

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They love the weiner schnitzel

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Then theres the dabbers

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Dumb as fuck the lot of them

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But each one as big of a mountain

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How are our boys going to deal with them

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But all of them are so good looking no matter 
what branch

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Place a curfew on all women, once they have 
been with jack they will never come back

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Don't worry I know a way out

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So this is how it ends

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At the hands of matelots

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At least we were defeated by gods who walk 
among us

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there is no dishonour

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Message Churchill

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I will surrender

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We can not defeat this force

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The best we can hope for is that our children 
do not grow up to join the RAF

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I miss my other testicle