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MICHAEL: This is regular milk,

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and I'm gonna tell everybody

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[sniffs]

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that it's breast milk.

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BRIDGETTE: Oh, my God.

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MICHAEL: Take one.

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BRIDGETTE: Yes.

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MICHAEL: What are you looking at?

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[inaudible]

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Well, wanna do a little cheers, Jenny.

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A little toast.

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I would do wine, but

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we're parents now,

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so,

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we drink milk in this family!

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So,

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cheers,

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to Mi-

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JENNIFER: Cheers.

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[clinking]

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MICHAEL: To Mia.

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JENNIFER: To Mia.

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MICHAEL: To Mia.

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That's breast milk.

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[spitting]

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BRIDGETTE: Ugh!

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[chuckling]

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THE BREAST MILK PRANK [music playing]

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[spitting] How was it?

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[sigh]

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JENNIFER: You're a f*cking *ssh*le, dude.

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BRIDGETTE: We drink breast milk now.

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It's healthier.

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JENNIFER: Yeah, ok.

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I don't want anything coming out of your 
breasts.

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MICHAEL: To Mia.

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JENNIFER: It really is "To Mia", huh?

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[sigh]

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MICHAEL: How was it?

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[disgust]

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BRIDGETTE: I think it's sweet, personally.

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MICHAEL: It's really delicious.

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JENNIFER: It is VERY sweet, but...

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MICHAEL: Jenny!

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Do me a favor.

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[disgust]

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Do me a favor.

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Clean the breast milk off my floor.

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CINDY: So we, like, finished that pizza.

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MICHAEL: I know. We sure did.

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CINDY: What's this for?

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Now, milk.

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CINDY: Milk?

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Why are you giving me milk?

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BRIDGETTE: We just had cake.

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MICHAEL: Yeah. Cake.

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And milk.

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CINDY: Is it whole milk or is it, like, skim 
milk?

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BRIDGETTE: It's-

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MICHAEL: It's skim milk.

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Have a big gulp, Cindy.

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'Cause that is the best breast milk in Summerville.

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[chuckles]

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CINDY: Breast milk?

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MICHAEL: Bridgette pumped it like 20 minutes 
ago. It's fresh.

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CINDY: What?

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MICHAEL: Bridgette pumped it like 20 minutes 
ago. It's fresh.

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It's actually-

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CINDY: I do not want breast milk.

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How could-

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How could you guys do that to me?

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MICHAEL: Well, you may as well finish it.

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[laughter]

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BRIDGETTE: And, it's good for you, right?

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[laughter]

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MICHAEL: Alright! Drink up, Cindy!

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CINDY: No!

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[laughter]

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MICHAEL: It's milk! It's regular milk, obviously.

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BRIDGETTE: It's regular, normal milk.

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MICHAEL: Just finish it so we can wash the 
glass.

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Yeah, it's actually breast milk.

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[laughter]

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BRIDGETTE: It's not really.

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[laughter]

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[inaudible]

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CINDY: If it was, it'd be warm, Michael.

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MICHAEL: Well, we chilled it.

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She pumped it last night.

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J.C.'s 18, so,

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he's getting a little bit too.

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BRIDGETTE: Oh, yeah.

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MICHAEL: J.C.!

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J.C.: Huh?

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MICHAEL: Come here real quick.

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People do know this is regular milk, right?

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[chuckling]

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BRIDGETTE: Oh my-

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yeah-

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it's regular milk.

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MICHAEL: They know, though, right?

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it's regular milk.

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MICHAEL: This is regular.

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It's not breast milk.

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What do you think about your niece?

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J.C.: She's adorable.

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MICHAEL: She is, uh, pretty adorable, isn't 
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BRIDGETTE: Aww!

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MICHAEL: She is, uh, pretty adorable, isn't 
she?

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BRIDGETTE: I know.

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MICHAEL: So, we wanna do a toast,

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to Mia.

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Can't give you alcohol.

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You're not old enough to drink yet.

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However,

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cheers.

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[clink]

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To Mia.

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J.C.: Yeah.

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MICHAEL: That's breast milk.

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J.C.: Hmm?

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MICHAEL: Bridgette pumped it this morning.

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It's fresh.

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[spitting]

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BRIDGETTE: Ugh!

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[disgust]

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[laughter]

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MICHAEL: Hey,

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Marlin, that's breast milk.

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[laughter]

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BRIDGETTE: Aww.

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[laughter]

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MICHAEL: This ain't the same cup Jenny drank 
out of,

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is it?

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BRIDGETTE: I hope not, dude.

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MICHAEL: How's your cake?

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TINA (MOM): It's good.

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I like it.

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MICHAEL: Well,

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got you some milk.

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Nothing better than milk to go with your 
cake.

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[inaudible]

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You want a little more milk?

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What?

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It's a breast pump!

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[laughter]

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[laughter]

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TINA (MOM): Eww!

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Michael!

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MICHAEL: That's breast milk, Mom!

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[sigh]

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Why are you crossed tight?

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You just had a whole glass!

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[laughter]

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Want some more?

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TINA (MOM): No!

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Eww!