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One day I went up to my friend Ayaz and said:

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"Hey, hurry up, that belly of yours has to 
go away. What are you waiting for? Sign to 
a gym."

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Then I told him: "Listen...

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...you're clearly obese, you need to get 
off that flesh if you want to date girls."

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He rolled his eyes and told me he needs "Lefort 
3"

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"Lefort 3"

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Lefort...

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While he has 30kg of fat on his face

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Lefort...

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They need to peel his skin, break all his 
facial bones, screw all those bones together 
and then put all of his fat back again on 
his face.

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I asked him "How will that get you ioi's?"

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And then he said, he literally said: "I don't 
know."

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You can't even see his facial bones, that's 
how fat he is. Imagine...

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WHY?

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Lefort...

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Even his fat ass. If I had his thick ass 
I'd fuck myself.

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Not only he's fat, he's also autistic who 
can't make eye contact with girls.