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Many years ago on April 20, they wrote on 
Facebook "Call TK"

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So I turned off my computer. I got my cell 
phone. I called TK like Facebook told me 
to do.

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I said, TK! I know you are busy with Taylor 
who dated Taylor and is from Taylor, but 
today is 4/20 and I need the weed, bro!

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Can you help me, or is this just internet 
rumor?

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Get this! TK said, "I don't smoke anymore, 
bro."

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"I DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE, BRO!"

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That lanky, elf looking motherfucker said 
he does not smoke anymore!

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"I don't smoke anymore, BRO!"

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After that, many months passed. I texted 
him telling him to dump Taylor.

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Taylor had the phone at the time! TAYLOR 
HAD THE PHONE!

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She saw the message that was meant for TK 
and I ruined his life!