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Are you there Jesus?
You gotta see this

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RASH!!!
OW! OW!

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Aye

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I'm about to make Big Sean and Drake eat 
doo doo sandwiches

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I'm The Young Pope of hip hop but I'm more 
woke than Francis is

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Diane Keaton is one of my most favourite 
actresses

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I cannot remember whose HBO GO account this 
is

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K-Dot sounds so Weezy you might think I am 
a Jefferson

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When I spit that fire you retired like Dave 
Letterman

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So many run-on sentences I run out of etceteras

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Don't act like we're friends
With friends 
like you guys who needs enemas?

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Someone stole my bike so I stole someone's 
tricycle

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It's a pain to ride but I look quite adorable

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This is how the world looks through that 
keyhole in the door

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Feel like I'm in a fishbowl
Maybe that is 
the metaphor

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You rhyme just like a child!

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Welcome to Charm School, your manners are 
vile

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Pay attention 'cause this will be on the 
final

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It's stuff you should've learned in high 
school

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Bitch, don't mumble

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Hold up, fix that shirt
Iron it, it's rumpled

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Auto-Tune's bullshit

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Don't rap with your mouth full
Sound it out, 
take out the marbles

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Thumbs down!

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Smells like something's cooking
Someone's 
barbecuing salmon

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This is not the stage I wanted to play on 
Burning Man

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Rhyme's so fire they got my brain damaged

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Is it still cool to do the Ice Bucket Challenge?

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I'm so bleeping sick of censorship and Photoshop

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That's easy for you to say
When will the 
double standard stop?

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Flash that natural ass a lot
It's fuzzy like 
an apricot

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Sure, I'll get to that as soon as you get 
off that apple box
Aye!

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Black turtleneck sweater, aye!

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I'm an innovator, aye!

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A Steve Jobs cosplayer, aye!

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Get these bees away from me
I'm allergic 
to them, aye!

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Does anyone have some raid?

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What do straight horses eat? Hay
And they 
read Fifty Shades of Neigh

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This La Croix, that Yoga Pant, that Malcolm 
Gladwell, Tina Fey
Listing stuff that white 
people love so they will not click away

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That's enough fast rappin' for you bastards

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Now it's time to play some password

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The English dollar would be called...

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"A POUND"

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Bryant's brother?

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"GREG GUMBLE"

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Axl Rose once sang "Welcome to..."

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"THE JUNGLE"

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In his early films, Hugh Grant always acted...

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"BEFUDDLED"

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You store things in...

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"THE CLOUD"

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Not a wizard, but...

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"A MUGGLE"

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A show about the queen

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"THE CROWN"

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Drake dances like a...

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"DRUNK UNCLE"

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Big Sean is always talking out of...

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"HIS BUNGHOLE!"

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THE KEY OF AWESOME!

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Hey everyone, thanks for watching The Key 
of Awesome #121.

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And if you like this video, click that like 
button and be sure to subscribe to The Key 
of Awesome for more videos.

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And, you can buy this song on iTunes as well 
as all of the other Key of Awesomes,

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and if you're a Patreon supporter, you can 
get those songs anyway, so, go to patreon.com/thekeyofawesome

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to be a Patreon supporter, if that's something 
you might be into if you want to support 
us and to buy a lot of things like this fake 
beard.

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All these wonderful people are Patreon supporters, 
they're wonderful. Let's sing a sing for 
Patreon supporters.

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You know the song we were singing? Of course.

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# Patreon supporters
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