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I'm hammered, been pounding coronas

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Really hammered

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Really hammered my ass

4
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Social distance

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How has corona affected your life?

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Are you fucking high?

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I mean, first they cancel March Madness

8
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What about other events?

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Have you not been paying attention?

10
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They put us on lockdown

11
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And yesterday was supposed to be...

12
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Opening fucking day!

13
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I've already beaten Tiger 2011, twice

14
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I'm completely out of challenges

15
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Have you played level 2 yet?

16
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Level 2 you play sitting down

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Sitting down?

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Yep, same game but just stay on your ass