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♪ GO! ♪

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♪ This is the tale, of a world gone wrong 
♪

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♪ A history without a song ♪

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♪ The threads of meaning lost to me ♪

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♪ We're blind to what we cannot see ♪

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♪ Aeons ago when the ancients ruled ♪

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♪ Otyg and Lumsk, celebrating yule ♪

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♪ But then the damn pirates came along and 
said ♪

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♪ "YO HO HO" - You're fucking dead! ♪

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♪ Now your world's crashing down, only one 
can survive ♪

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♪ It's time you woke up and realized ♪

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♪ We are the pirate metal drinking crew ♪

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♪ We think you're dumb and we hate you too 
♪

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♪ We are the pirate metal drinking crew ♪

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♪ We don't give a fuck, we think you all 
suck ♪

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♪ We are the pirate metal drinking crew ♪

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♪ We think you're dumb and we hate you too 
♪

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♪ We are the pirate metal drinking crew ♪

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♪ We don't give a fuck, we think you all 
suck ♪

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♪ FUCK YOU! ♪

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[ NATURE BOY NOISES ]

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♪ Sailing the seas of the distant past ♪

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♪ We're on a quest to kick your ass ♪

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♪ With cannonfire and battlecry ♪

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♪ Your mighty legacy will die ♪

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♪ The blood of Blackbeard in our veins ♪

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♪ We're bringing slaughter, death and pain 
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♪ There's no escape, tonight you're screwed 
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♪ 'cos we're the Pirate Metal Drinking Crew!™ 
♪

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♪ Across the seven seas for a thousand years 
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♪ We're your greatest wish we're your darkest 
fear ♪

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♪ We are the pirate metal drinking crew ♪

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♪ We think you're dumb and we hate you too 
♪

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♪ We are the pirate metal drinking crew ♪

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♪ We don't give a fuck, we think you all 
suck, we are the ♪

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[MEOW]

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♪ Pirate metal drinking crew ♪

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♪ We think you're dumb and we hate you too 
♪

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♪ We are the pirate metal drinking crew ♪

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♪ We don't give a fuck, we think you all 
suck ♪

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♪ FUCK YOU! ♪

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♪ We are the pirate metal drinking crew ♪

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♪ We think you're dumb and we hate you too 
♪

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♪ We are the pirate metal drinking crew ♪

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♪ We don't give a fuck, we think you all 
suck ♪

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♪ We are the pirate metal drinking crew ♪

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♪ We think you're dumb and we hate U2 ♪

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♪ We are the...ach what's the point, if you 
haven't worked out the lyrics by now there's 
no hope for you anyway.

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Thanks for listening, and remember to buy 
the album! We all have mortgages to pay.

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♪ FUCK YOU! ♪

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[OINK]