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FS. The Uplift is going well. We should have 
the extra personnel by 2025.

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Finally some fucking recognition coming my 
way.

3
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FS

4
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Crooky has..

5
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Crooky has got 3 nights in the Victory Club 
for PITTING.

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All A/Cpls doing shit A1 - 9 in the office, 
get the fuck out.

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9
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You must be fucking kidding me!

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I've worked my balls off on this fucking 
uplift!

12
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What do I fucking get!!!

13
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FS. Crooky delivers HP courses in work time 
as well!

14
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What does that even fucking mean!!!

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FS. You cannot question his output by WFH!

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He doesn't even have a fucking desk in the 
office.

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He cuts around with his hero moustache taking 
all the credit for ASF.

18
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He only wears uniform two weeks a year.

19
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I'm in the office three days a week!

20
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He's even on You Tube now!

21
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He only did a short Tier 4 task out of Minhad!

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I would of gone if I wasn't on a pre-paid 
camping holiday!

23
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Now I've got to listen to endless PITTING 
DITs.

24
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I should be in the fucking Victory Club.

25
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It's ok. FS Barnaby used to be Ali during 
HERRICK.

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How the fuck am I supposed to get promoted 
now?

28
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I need that extra £600 a month.

29
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I'm going to end up like Bez.

30
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Selling £5 a month Peleton subscriptions 
to pay for childcare.

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Whilst Crooky goes on Lorraine.