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Cork Airport had audacity to suggest we do 
it at night

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Minimum disruption they said

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Look at me!

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They think they are great

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Better than Dublin

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But I have different idea, I show them

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Do it during the day!

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Close it

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Close it

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Shut the whole place down!

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Close it

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Tell all the staff to go home at once

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They can get the Pandemic Unemployment Payment

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I've always wanted to tell Ryanair to get 
lost!

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and Aer Lingus

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Aer Lingus can go jump!

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Even the pesky little flight school

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Stupid little student pilots

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Close it!

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Shannon Airport should be thrilled

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But they're useless, can't organise Jack

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The DAA got rid of them years ago

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Aer Lingus have laid off staff

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Ryanair are fuming

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But no, seriously

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I told them 3 months

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I'll open it back up

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Well that's what I said

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They believe me

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In December

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I dont want to give the game away

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Close it!

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Cork Airport...

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...think

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...they're coming back in December

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I can't wait to see the look on their faces

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Michael O'Leary was shouting down the phone 
last week

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To you?

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Yes, to me

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He thinks I'm crazy

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But really it's too easy

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I cant believe I shut down an entire airport

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What about the Cork people?

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They can go to the real capital city

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Take the bus up here

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Fly out of Dublin

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A real airport

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Who'd build an airport on a hill anyway

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That'll teach them