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Good morning brothers and morons

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We have an emergency news

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Currently there is a symptom that escalated 
quicker than MINH NGU syndrome

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That's FUCKING HORNY WIND

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As everyone known, soccer players are horny 
beasts

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They need to run their ass off in order to 
cum

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But the goal keeper is an exception

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They can not run away from the home goal

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So the sperm will be stucked in his brain

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This affected his goal kicks and sense of 
direction

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The latest victim so far is Mr.LEO HORmington

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Have a good day suckers!