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We have an update on a commission.

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Your pic with two gryphons is finished.

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It's the one where you get knotted by shertu.

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I hope the amount of gryphon cum pleases 
you.

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Any update on my RedFeatherStorm commission?

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Zephyr...

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RedFeatherStorm...

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RedFeatherStorm did not pick your commission 
this time around.

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We checked RedFeatherStorm's Trello.

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If your homepage is not e621 or FurAffinity

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Leave the room

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

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THIS IS THE THIRD GODDAMN TIME!

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I BET SHE'S DRAWING THAT SNOW LEOPARD AGAIN!

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Stupid snep.

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Is my sona ugly? Does she hate drawing gryphons?

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A gryphon is basically just a cat!

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They're not that hard to draw!

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Zephyr, they have beaks instead of muzzles 
and-

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BIG FUCKING DEAL!

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Beaks are not hard to draw.

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Zephyr, gryphons also have wings.

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As if gryphons are the only ones with fucking 
wings.

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IT'S BULLSHIT!

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Why do I even bother filling out the form 
if she's just going to take one look then 
toss it straight into the garbage?

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Does she see my name and then immediately 
click delete?

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Why does she hate my gryphon so much?

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This is utterly unbearable.

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I just want to see my gryphon get pissed 
on by shertu!

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I don't understand.

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This is unreal.

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Just take my money.

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That's all I'm asking.

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Never again.

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Never again will I try to commission this 
overrated artist.

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They all think they can do whatever they 
want.

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And her art is trash.

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All furry art is complete and utter trash.

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I hate every single furry artist!

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Guess what? She picked our idea.