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come in close while I lay out the new swat 
crossfit course

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Here is where we will do pullups

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I wonder how many pullups these week fatbodies 
can do

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we will begin here by walking across hot 
coals

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ok...ok..ok...but where are the pullup bars 
going

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Oh Shit

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But Jody the pullup bars have not been built 
yet

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they were supposed to be done yesterday

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what the hell am I going to do if there is 
no pullup bar

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I think that they think that I am weak

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but little do they know.....I am waaaaay 
smarter than they are.....

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Everyone out!!!.....Except Courtney, Yancy 
and Chad

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Oh boy here we go....

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how will we ever be Navy Seals if I don't 
have a pullup bar

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we will be like the MFF...with their little 
fancy boots..

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The MFF....The MFF...Really!!!

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Damn I wonder we could replace pullup bar 
with a box jump?

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But I've put so much time in the crossfit 
course

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Calcasieu Parish Sheriff's Office has a Murph

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But Jody they are a full time team

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I don't care!!!!!

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But Jody

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Dont Jody me.....You and your little fancy 
skinny jeans....

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I WILL have my Murph and these fat bodies 
will like it

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and if they don't... there is 50 people waiting 
to take their place!!!

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shit I farted

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what is this crazy fucker doing

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Do you understand what I am doing here??? 
 I must have a team of Spartans!!!

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What am I going to do with 60 loin clothes 
I bought with my lacarte card??

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and the spartan helmets what do I do with 
them?

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I could give them to the MFF...and for what...they 
are not warriors

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we are the spartan 60

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If I can't have my crossfit course we will 
be worthless and weak

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Burpees....Boxjumps...Planks...I will have 
them

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Coopers is for pussys....

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Do I look like a pussy to you....I must have 
my spartan warriors

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I must have my spartans

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Its ok Blackwell your diet didn't go unnoticed

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this fucker is crazy

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I will find a way to have a pullup bar..even 
if I have to build it myself

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why do they not see my vision for the team

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Oh shit....beans

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what do we do now

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Oh god...that wasn't a fart

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I already bought a trident pin for my uniform

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its not returnable...what do I do with that

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I've been working out so hard....and for 
what