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Sir we have received the inflation report.

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These areas are at 30% but we will report 
5% as usual.

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People here are also complaining about wages, 
so we will print more money before they start 
to riot in this area.

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All good, we have our bitcoin.

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My Fuhrer...

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We..

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Sold all the bitcoin for shib,

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and some doge.

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Whoever still holds Solana, Eth, and Dot, 
leave.

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For doge and shiba?! For DOGE AND SHIBA?!

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So many alts but you all pick two dog coins!

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You could have bought Safemoon!

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You could have bought Cumrocket!

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Don't tell me you guys watched SNL?! Do I 
look like Elon Musk to you?!

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Sir in our defense we also bought some ADA!

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F***ING ADA?! ALEX BECKER SOLD ALL HIS ADA!

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Sir we didn't know.

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Everyday we will be checking the price, and 
it will be dipping.

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Everyday we will be checking the price, bad 
price. I can't take this anymore man!

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I have overinvested by A LOT! IT IS WHAT 
IT IS!

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But we still need the price to go up! Can 
devs do something?!

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We are supposed to be BTC maxis. They will 
invite Max Keiser again to Bitcoin 2022 instead 
of us.

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We have let Michael Saylor down. He and Nayib 
Bukele will be buying all these dips!

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This is more embarrassing than China banning 
Bitcoin! More embarrassing than Opensea crashing!

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Its okay we have diamond hands.

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I hope you guys did not sell my JRNY pass. 
We need all the alpha and whitelists we can 
get now.