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Our latest reports indicate that 28 US Marines 
are pulling up in Ford Raptor Trucks

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Helicopters have been landing all day at 
Pankow

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Ram Ranch is under siege

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Don't worry, the Americans will never be 
manly enough to handle the cowboys' big hard 
throbbing cocks

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My Fuhrer...

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They

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They are already pounding the ever loving 
shit out of cowboy butt

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From our reports, their condoms are two sizes 
larger than ours

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Will everyone who is not in a sexual relationship 
with Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, or Bugdorf please 
leave

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What the absolute fuck

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The Americans will never let us back in

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Last time, I'd promised to let Brendon use 
my buttplug

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Now untermenschen are pleasuring his ass

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And let's not even talk about Trevor

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I've already prolapsed the entire SS

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If only I hadn't killed Rohm, maybe there'd 
have been a way we could've infiltrated

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My Fuhrer, we're going to plan a counteroffensive 
right now

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We're never going to get in

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They have air superiority

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My Fuhrer, we could still use our V2s to 
pound allied positions

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The only things those oversized dildos will 
be pounding is Wernher von Braun's ass

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It's all over

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We could have been fucking the finest aryan 
cowboys in the world  right now if it hadn't 
been for you degenerate pieces of shit

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I know one of you ejaculated in the coffee 
machine last friday

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How will the German people believe our racial 
superiority with Yankee cocks deep inside 
our finest specimens

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All of your cocks combined length is one 
tenth of Eisenhower's

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Blood is thick but cum is thicker

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I'd give my entire family to the soviets 
just to see Matthew again

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to Stalin

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I'm going to go watch some porn

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I need strong men in my life

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Strong men of the finest breeding in Europe

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The first cock I took at ram ranch had me 
in tears for days

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I was shitting blood for months

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I didn't even get my farewell blowjob

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Now all I have are these wimpy boys too chickenshit 
for the Wehrmacht

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All our fuckable men are dead

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Don't worry Anna, our lesbian sex will be 
unaffected

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I wish we could have 18 naked cowboys in 
our showers here

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But we only have dead jews

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Well, I still have you guys

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The condoms are in the back

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You guys get it right?

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Do you understand how I feel around cowboys 
on their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks

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Ram Ranch really rocks