1
00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:08,700
The New to Practice program is off to a rocky 
start.

2
00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:13,600
Nurse Riccotone, for one, has had a number 
off absent sessions.

3
00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,700
Have my man, Cedonnie, send a strongly worded 
letter.

4
00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,100
Chief...

5
00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:38,200
Cedonnie is actually a woman...It's confusing, 
I know.

6
00:00:53,800 --> 00:01:00,200
Anyone that thinks the New to Practice program 
is worthless, leave the room.

7
00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:17,800
How the fuck am I supposed to know what a 
Cedonnie is.

8
00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:22,700
I took a guess.  There word DONNIE is right 
there in the name.

9
00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:27,600
Why can't the city dwellers use regular names?

10
00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,500
I told you you had a stupid name Cedonnie.

11
00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:39,800
"The New to Practice program here at TUH 
is geared to grow and develop our new nursing 
graduates personally and professionally to 
successfully integrate them into the nursing 
workforce."

12
00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:43,200
But Riccotone no call/no showed for two sessions.

13
00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:46,600
I don't blame him, this class sounds stupid.

14
00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:48,700
But his absence did not display respect or 
professionalism.

15
00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,500
And I wasn't respecting your mother by tounging 
her asshole last night.

16
00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:56,400
But she called me for tonight.

17
00:01:56,500 --> 00:02:03,300
She's as pudgy as the orange hose and I'm 
going to drive over her mound like it's white 
hose.

18
00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:10,800
Riccotone is drinking God Damn Gin n Tonics 
on his roof instead of going to your stupid 
class.

19
00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:13,400
But all you do is kick him out of the program.

20
00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:16,800
Kick me out too.

21
00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:21,700
He'd be better off fucking off at Horsham 
than dealing with all this corporate bullshit.

22
00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,500
Have you seen Joe Cap sweat on a humid day?

23
00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,500
It's as if it rained...

24
00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,300
...but there isn't a cloud in the sky.

25
00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:48,900
Maybe if the New to Practice program had 
an Iced Tea Maker, more people would attend.

26
00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,800
Ice Cubes, Fresh Tea, a 'lil Splenda...

27
00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,700
That's what a male nurse is after.

28
00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:04,000
That and an occasional finger in the sphincter.

29
00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,000
We shall call your mound WHITE HOSE

30
00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:15,100
I hear firemen have way more fun than us 
dumb nurses.

31
00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:25,400
They seem to be more Social Alcoholics as 
opposed to Raging Alcoholics like most nurses 
I know.

32
00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,500
But us nurses are way more slutty.

33
00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:35,200
I need a God Damned Gin n Tonic.

34
00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:49,600
And your mother to ride me until I show Concern 
and Euphoria simultaneously