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- Wow.

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- Thanks for coming.

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Yeah, you'd be surprised how hard it is to 
find a reliable sitter these days.

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Umm, what was, sorry, what was the question 
again?

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Sorry, go again, from the top, from the top.

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Well, why do you think that you're the best 
person for the job?

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I grew up with 11 brothers and sisters.

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Woo-hoo!

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Oh, boy.

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Eleven, okay?

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Ah, eh chew!

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You got it?

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No, but I'm sure it will come out in a little 
bit--I can't wait.

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How much do you pay for rent?

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You went to Yale?

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Yale University!

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Why babysitting?

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I have always loved babies.

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Uh, I was once a baby.

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Sure.

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I was a zookeeper.

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I just love toddlers in tiaras.

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What activities would you have planned?

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Well, what I'll do is I'll put a bunch of 
candies in like a big table,

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kind of like this one--it's very similar--and 
I will just kind of let them

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like, we do kind of like, um, candy mush. 
I go, mush!

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If we could just mold the minds of the future!

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Is that good? That's a good answer.

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I have really just gotten into Hulu lately.

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They say that raising a child is

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no easier than becoming a valedictorian of 
one's class.

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Never in that.

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Well, you didn't go to Yale.

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Didn't go to Yale. Yeah, ha-ha. Guess not.

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I did.

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Your parents must have raised you well.

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Oh my gosh. Are you okay?

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I said that I wasn't gonna do this.

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I have dietary restrictions as well.

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I can't be around milk.

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You can't be around milk?

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If I am around the milk, thing is gonna be 
stinking.

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(crying)

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(coughing)

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(crying)

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I would prefer if kids can call me Dad.

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All right, you can go now.

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Thursdays and Fridays are perfect for me.

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But no, I actually need the whole week.

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Oh, I just love your home.

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That picture with your little ones?

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I love it, so wonderful.

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Aw, thank you.

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Here you are.

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Oh, certified infant CPR?

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Yeah, certified infant CPR.

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I also know first aid, and I also have life 
guard training.

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So, uh, would you be comfortable with driving 
our daughter to day care, an appointment?

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Oh, I would be perfectly comfortable with 
that.

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I do have one question for you though.

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Uh, is your car outfitted with a breathalyzer 
test?

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So you guys are thinking about it or...

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