1 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,400 ♪You gotta fight♪ 2 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:22,100 ♪For your right♪ 3 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:27,000 ♪ To paaaaaarty♪ 4 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:29,700 ♪You gotta fight♪ 5 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,400 ♪For your right ♪ 6 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:37,300 ♪To paaaarty ♪ 7 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:54,100 ♪ Paaarty ♪ 8 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:59,000 ♪Paaaarty ♪ 9 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,400 Yo! That was crazy! 10 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,900 Dude I put fuckin Spanish Fly in the punch! 11 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,600 Did you see me smash that fuckin TV set with the sledgehammer? 12 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:19,600 That was so retarded! 13 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:28,900 Where are you coming from? 14 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,900 Did you guys just come from our apartment? 15 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,300 No, no ma'm 16 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,000 No, we were comin form our friend's up on the top floor. 17 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:38,400 That floor is unocupied! 18 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,100 If there is any damage to our apartment, I promise you 19 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,400 I promise you, I will not hesitate to call the police 20 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:45,400 No, we were just passing through, I promise 21 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:45,700 Upstairs 22 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,700 Where are you coming from? 23 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:50,000 From our friend's apartment on the top floor... 24 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,400 But it IS unnocupied 25 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:55,400 Uh.. Yeah but uh, we were helpin them move in, we're all uh, we're movers 26 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,500 What are their names? 27 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,100 Who? 28 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,600 The people that just moved in 29 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,400 Uh, faketon ton 30 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,600 Faketon? 31 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:03,500 Tim Faketon, Tim Faketon? Tim Faketon 32 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,400 So there haven't been any PIE fights up there? 33 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:09,900 Because I keep finding these, PIE remnants, all the time 34 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 You know how long it takes us to get PIE out of a rug? 35 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:13,900 Forever, for ever 36 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,400 Forever, and it's expensive 37 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,200 AdRock: You guys, pie? MCA: No I haven't seen any, sort of deserts 38 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,200 At all today, There's no baked goods. Yeah. Nothin 39 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:24,300 But, did you hear the word sledgehammer? 40 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,500 I'm afraid I did, I heard the word sledgehammer 41 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,300 What is that about? Smashing TVs, sledgehammers 42 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,800 Yeah, cause this has happened before! 43 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:34,500 Let's not pretend it hasn't. We know it's happened before. 44 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,800 So? 45 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:39,100 I didn't hear anything, uh 46 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,800 Did you say sledgehammer? Did you say sledgehammer? 47 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:45,900 I..I was, I might have been talkin about a seldgehammer, ealier 48 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,100 But not in any smashing context 49 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,300 No not in a smashing context at all. Just in how its a very usefull tool 50 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:57,700 I mean where would you even get a sledgehammer, where would one find a sledgehammer? At this hour? 51 00:02:58,600 --> 00:02:59,800 Thats a good question, where would you even get one? 52 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:02,600 Who brings sledgehammers? We didn't bring any tools here 53 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:05,700 Would you bring a sledgehammer into your own house? Would you throw pies in your own house? 54 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:09,900 I don't think so. Would you do that? 55 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,700 I think we can agree we're all on the same team here, and thats the No Pie - No Sledgehammer Team 56 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,900 So I think that's, Yep, where we're standing 57 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,500 I don't even understand what that means 58 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,200 Well, it's complicated 59 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:22,800 I think you should stay here while we check, just to make sure 60 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:23,200 Yeah stay right here 61 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:23,700 Ok sure we can stay right here 62 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,600 Stay right here! Don't move 63 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:30,000 We'll stay here. Ok 64 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,000 Man it's early 65 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,900 Man those parents were buggin! 66 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,900 What was up their asses, huh? 67 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,500 Hey! Where did you get that sledgehammer? 68 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,700 I don't know, one of you guys brought it. No? You didn't bring the sledgehammer? 69 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,500 I brought the PIES!! 70 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,300 Haha! Lets get some more beer! Eh boys? 71 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,600 Man there were so many hot chicks at that party 72 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:15,000 Yeah, too bad they ran out of brews, now the party's over 73 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:20,000 Bodega! Shit, closed. Should we grab some breakfast while we wait for it to open, yeah? 74 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:22,100 Psh, fuck that. 75 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,500 Oh hey what's up? Wanna get some pizza? 76 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,300 You wish, turkeys 77 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,100 Tally hoe! 78 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:45,700 What the fuck! 79 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,100 The fuck is wrong with you dude!! 80 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,800 ALARM BLARING 81 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,000 Here we go 82 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:55,500 You're crazy man! 83 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,200 I realize this! 84 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:05,600 Aw, here we go. Here we go fellas! 85 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,600 Open sesame! 86 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:14,000 HAHA HA 87 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,200 Fuck you! 88 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,100 Come on! 89 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,000 God damn rappers! 90 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:59,800 God dammit! 91 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,700 Hey! What the fuck are you doing?> 92 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:23,600 Throwin beer at my cab? This is MY cab! 93 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:28,500 Get back in the cab! 94 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,200 Yeah! Get up! 95 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:05,600 Yes, here we go again, give you more, nothing lesser Back on the mic is the anti-depressor 96 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:10,500 Ad-Rock, no pressure, yes, we need this The best is yet to come, and yes, believe this 97 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:15,100 Leggo my Eggo while I flex my ego Sip on Proseco, dressed up tuxedo 98 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:20,000 Sipping coffee, playing Keno in the casino Want a lucky number, ask Mike Dino 99 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:24,900 I burn the competition like a flamethrower My rhymes age like wine as I get older 100 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,800 I’m getting bolder, competition is waning I got the feeling and assume the lane and 101 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:39,600 We got a party on the left, a party on the right We gonna party for the motherfucking right to fight 102 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:44,500 Make some noise if you’re with me, Don't stop 103 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:49,400 Make some noise if you’re with me 104 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:14,600 Armed insurrection, popular election Get paid every year like tax collection 105 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:20,000 Hear my perfection, rotary connection Taking MCs down by lethal rap injection 106 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,600 I’m like an ornithologist when I get pissed You must have drank a fizzy-lifting drink and you got lifted 107 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:41,500 And sifted, I’m just whiffed And when I catch MCs it’s time for wing-clipping 108 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:46,400 I fly like a hawk, or better yet an eagle A seagull, I sniff suckers out like a beagle 109 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:51,300 My ego is off and running and gone Cause I’m about the best and if you diss than that’s wrong 110 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:58,000 We got a party on the left, a party on the right We gonna party for the motherfucking right to fight 111 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:03,500 Make some noise if you're with me. Don't stop 112 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,800 Make some noise if you're with me. Don't stop 113 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:12,700 Make some noise if you're with me. Don't stop 114 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:17,600 115 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,500 What we didn't realize, was that the metal girls were all tripping on acid 116 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:27,400 See, they were coming from a Van Halen concert. They had 9th row seats, 117 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:32,300 and, Derek, Cloe's boyfriend, put LSD in her breathdrops, as a goof 118 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,000 Ad-Rock got stabbed. 119 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:38,900 Your breath stinks, take some of this 120 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,700 Ok 121 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:45,600 Hey pass that over here man. Alright. 122 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:47,300 So what band do say you guys play in? 123 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:52,200 We're the backup band for Bon Jovi 124 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:55,100 For 12 years now? 12 years man. 125 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,600 Who plays lead guitar? 126 00:10:56,700 --> 00:11:01,800 That would be me. I wish I had my tool with me now 127 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,600 I'd play you guys a sexy lick but Jon Bon's got it 128 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,400 Anytime you guys want Jon Bon tickets 129 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:09,800 Wooo yeahh! To Jon Bon! 130 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:13,100 Jon Bon, I love you, and if you can hear me 131 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,800 Yeah? He can 132 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:21,700 This is the best place to be right now. This limosine is great 133 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:26,600 So get in here you fat jerk 134 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:31,500 He is a jerk, he's a motherfucker. It's rock and roll man 135 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,400 Sorry I stabbed you 136 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:41,800 Pass me the scalpel, I’ll make an incision I’ll cut off the part of your brain that does the bitching 137 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:46,700 Put it in formaldehyde and put it in the shelf And you can show it to your friends and say “that’s my old self” 138 00:12:56,600 --> 00:13:01,400 Can’t do me nothing, can’t tell me nada Don’t quote me now because I’m doing the lambada 139 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:06,300 The forbidden dance, here’s my chance To make romance in my B-boy stance 140 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:27,600 Parlay romancing into the financing Opened up a restaurant with Ted Danson 141 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:35,500 The roaches check in, but they never check out I set the record straight, no doubt 142 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,400 We got a party on the left, a party on the right We gonna party for the motherfuckin right to fight 143 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:48,300 Make some noise if you're with me! Don't stop 144 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:53,200 Make some noise if you're with me! Don't stop 145 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:59,600 Make some noise if you're with me! 146 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:04,500 Make some noise if you're with me! 147 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,700 Who do you guys think you are? 148 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,700 We're the real Beastie Boys muthafuckas! 149 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,300 The ones from the future where the shit is REALLY real! 150 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:25,500 Yeah well guess what? That makes zero sense! 151 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,800 Sense is something you can't even make sense of until you've been to the future 152 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:33,700 and spent time there. So shut your hole, 153 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:38,600 and stand in silence, whle we bring the wolrd to a standstill with fresh new music 154 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:43,500 and new BEATS that you can't even imagine yet 155 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:50,500 WORD! (Eagle cries) Look, we're here to settle this. And there's only one way to settle it. 156 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:54,300 I think you know what I'm gettting at. 157 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,800 What are you guys talking about? Settle what? 158 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,000 Break it down Ad-Rock! 159 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:06,400 This is how it goes, we bring a super fresh, old school throw down dance contest, from the FUTURE 160 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,800 to determin who the real B boys are. 161 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:13,600 Stand ready to be served 162 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:18,500 Alright guess what? I get what you're layin down you future fuckers! 163 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:23,400 And it's on! I'm trippin my BALLS of right now! 164 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:28,300 Yeah? Yeah. We're all trippin right now. 165 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:37,000 Well guess what? You guys, have just challenged three motherfuckers who are trippin their balls off right now. 166 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,400 Oh you motherfuckers like to dance? Well it's on! 167 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,700 I'm trippin my BALLS off! 168 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,300 Let's do this shit bitcheeeees! 169 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:56,200 Ok! Hold..hold.. hold on one second. 170 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,000 Who tied knots here? 171 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,900 I tied these. These are fishermans knots 172 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 I can't get these knots. 173 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,600 We should undo it from the car first. 174 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:09,800 Do you have a knife? Who's got a knife? 175 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,300 I don't have a knife. Why would you tie a knot? 176 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,600 I've been giving that question a lot of thought, and here's what I think. 177 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:20,500 I think, that this is just a possibility of the future. I think we're being given the gift 178 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,800 of seeing what we could be like, what we might be like. 179 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:28,700 So these guys are like, the ghost of Liscenced to Ill future 180 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:33,600 Ok well, one thing is certain. We have to win this dance contest. That is critical. 181 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,800 And if we dont 182 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:39,400 Shut up over there! No talking! We'll have this set up in a few minutes. 183 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,200 Till then you just wait! 184 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:46,100 Woah ho ho ho! That was really good I like the way you told them not to talk anymore. I think that was really good 185 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,000 He's looking right at us.. What?! 186 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,900 Tryin to figure out whats goin on 187 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,700 he's being such a dickhead 188 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,300 Are we breaking their concentration? Untying knots? 189 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,700 Over the top 190 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:03,600 Future us's are complete idiots 191 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,200 It's on! 192 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:10,600 Oh yeah.. It's on if we can... 193 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:13,300 get these fuckin knots untied... Jesus 194 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:18,200 Can't even untie a fuckin dance mat 195 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:21,900 I hate this fucking knot! 196 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,800 Why would you tie a knot? Why wouldn't you just tie a bow? Makes no sense! 197 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,600 drives me f- 198 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,500 Thanks man 199 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:41,300 I really appreciate you comin over here, and giving me your personal knife. 200 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:46,200 Seeing that I was upset and all. Means a lot. I'm sorry for being so harsh 201 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,900 It's just that, 202 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,800 You gotta understand we're from the future, and, and this shit is a big deal, okay? 203 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:57,700 This is, this is, what about to happen here is gonna affect humanity for a long time. 204 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:02,600 205 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,700 WE'RE the real Beastie Boys! 206 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,600 No, WE'RE the real Beastie Boys! 207 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:14,500 208 00:19:49,500 --> 00:24:06,200