1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:05,500 Welcome. 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,200 Windows was not installed correctly. Please uninstall Windows. 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,700 Windows has encountered 1,000,000+ errors and counting 4 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:13,200 Since Windows is a problem without a solution, please tell Microsoft and shut down your PC for good. 5 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:13,600 ᴬʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵘʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵉˣᶦˢᵗˀ 6 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:14,000 Are you sure you want to exist? 7 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,400 Task failed successfully. 8 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:16,900 Windows hardware update 9 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,400 Task failed successfully. 10 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,900 Windows has detected that you have moved your mouse. Please restart your computer. 11 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:22,800 Bouncing Windows. 12 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:25,800 Something happened. 13 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,700 windows7.exe has stopped working 14 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,000 Something happened. 15 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:30,700 Removing Errors... 16 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,500 Installing Windows 10 : Reality Edition... 17 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,200 Windows has detected that you are in real life. Generating errors... 18 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:36,600 Opening random applications... 19 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:37,100 Opening walking.mp4... 20 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:41,300 Windows has now become self-aware and will install unknown programs. Installing in progress... 21 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,400 Windows has installed Transparent Drug Edition. This might crash the computer, please wait... 22 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,500 If you need to use Safe Mode, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and select Safe Mode. 23 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,600 Welcome to Windows Transparent Drug Edition! Let's get started on how to use this Windows 10 Version! 24 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:52,200 Also, don't do drugs, kids. 25 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,200 致命的な error が発生しました。 26 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:54,000 今すぐ restart しますか？ 27 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:55,600 Windowsの日本語版をインストールしますか？ 28 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,900 Windowsの日本語版をインストールする ... 29 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:58,900 今のところは, enjoy this demo version of ビスタ Windows. 30 00:00:59,000 --> 00:00:59,200 日本のウィンドウエラーはクールに見える 31 00:00:59,300 --> 00:00:59,500 ⠀ 32 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:00,400 Windows Firewall can't change some of your settings. Error code 0x80070424 33 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:01,000 Review recent messages and resolve problems 34 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:01,600 Cannot connect to the internet. 35 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:02,800 Сменил язык на русский. 36 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:03,900 Открыты свойства для New Folder. 37 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:04,400 Opened Explorer. 38 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:04,800 Found new hardware (General purpose USB device found.) 39 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:05,200 USBフラッシュドライブの読み込み... 40 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:05,700 読み込みに失敗しました。 Removing hardware... 41 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:06,600 Device driver software was not installed. 42 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,000 Opened Windows XP Virtual Machine. 43 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:07,600 Successfully turned WXP-VM size to fullscreen 44 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:08,400 Windows is shutting down... 45 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:09,700 Mass opened xpshutdowninterface.exe 46 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,400 Welcome to Windows 2000: Space Edition v12.19.6.9.0 47 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:11,700 Cannot Detect DS Type 48 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:12,000 Your password must be at least 18770 characters and cannot repeat any of your previous 30689, passwords. Please type a different password. Type a password that needs these requirements in both text boxes. 49 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:12,300 An error has occurred but the error message cannot be terminated due to another error. 50 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:12,700 This installation only supports Windows 98. Installation will now exit. 51 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,900 Window errors are now flipped and can't be terminated. Hard downgrading... 52 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:16,500 Welcome to Windows 3.1! 53 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,000 Insufficient memory or disk space. 54 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:17,800 Unexpected error: 21. 55 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:18,300 Upgrading to Windows 95... 56 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:18,800 Installing Windows 95: Editor Exclusive... 57 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:19,500 Changes: GIFs are now compatible in Paint, newly blank errors. 58 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,300 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 59 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,200 Upgrading to Windows XP : Decorative Edition... 60 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:21,600 Changes: Wallpapers move in real-time, more goddamn errors. 61 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:21,900 You do not have permission to view or edit the current permission settings for Documents, but you can take ownership or change auditing settings. 62 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:22,400 An error has occured. See the log file E:\Developer\.metadata\.log. 63 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:23,800 Do you want to keep blocking the program? 64 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:24,500 Installing Windows: Mac Edition... 65 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:24,700 "Totally Legit Software, Not Evil Malware" is an application downloaded from the internet. Are you sure you want to open it? 66 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:24,900 Save changes to the Adobe Photoshop document "Untitled-1" before closing? 67 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:25,100 You are opening the application "OmniGraffieProfessional" for the first time. Are you sure you want to open this application? 68 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:25,300 Could not open "RedSky". 69 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,500 What is this? Errors, again? Upgrading to Windows 8... 70 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,100 Welcome to Windows 8, the version that no one likes because the Start Menu's fullscreen! 71 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:33,300 Build the Start Menu, and off to the Desktop! 72 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,700 We're going back in time, reversing Timeline... 73 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:42,500 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 74 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:46,300 Too much errors, crashing Windows... 75 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:47,600 youtube.exe has stopped working 76 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:47,800 thank.exe has stopped working 77 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:48,000 you.exe has stopped working 78 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:48,200 for.exe has stopped working 79 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:48,400 watching.exe has stopped working 80 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:48,800 Opening Task Manager... 81 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:49,300 Terminating SYSTEM process "4096.exe"... 82 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:49,800 An error has occurred but it can't be terminated since your screen is now black! 83 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:53,000 Ending the video...