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[person]: text
"unrelated to video or i dunno 
who said the thingy"

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[Dear]: you suck

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[asd]: mhm

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[Dear]: *orgasm*

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[Dear]: This B? (?)

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[Dear]: I think it's B

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[Dear]: 2 (?) over there tho

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[Dear]: yea didadadaida these flashes bro

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[asd]: I didn't even see him

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66 bro you better kill him

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[asd]: ayo damn your aim bro

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[Dear]: There you go boys

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eat up them nades bro

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[Dear]: Ye-

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[Dear]: WHY YOU BAITING MEN

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"I don't bait"

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[Multiple people]: (?) 
He could've (?) when 
I was blind he's so bad

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"Oh he killed me"

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[Dear]: Don-Don't peek it asd don't (?)

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"Don't peek now okay 
no good stand back 
stand back you-"
TERRORISTS WIN

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[Dear]: I think my mom just brought me like 
3 kilos of apples bro, oh my god

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"Apples are good"

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[Dear]: I can't see shit bro

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[asd] Well where could they be bro

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[Dear]: Where the monkeys?

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oh I see them

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[Dear]: No monkey

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Oh my god

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"mega mega sex man"

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[asd]: I fucking found them bro in green 
ass

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"Do you guys wanna play minecraft?"

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"Damn (?)"
[Dear]: What the fuck?

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[asd]: I got them bro

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"I am farting and sharting"
[Dear]: [...] 
Probably doesn't even know how to go up there

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"Farting and sharting"

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[Dear]: Oh, my mouse, fuck

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My mouse disconnected for a second

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"Farted and sharted"

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[Dear]: oh I didn't manage to go through 
bro

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"yeah"

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[Dear and asd]: yeah

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[Dear]: I'm masturbating my chair

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listen to this bro

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oh.

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My HP

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[asd]: Hey you wanna press f1?

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