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Yo man what is up why are you sitting sadly 
what is wrong with you?

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I'm really bored there is nothing to do and 
there is nowhere to go and we are sitting 
doing nothing

3
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Ok then go down why are you here?

4
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You wanna know why im here?There is this 
corona in the everywhere if i go down i might 
get infected

5
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No no dont worry. go down corona wont work 
in Egypt.

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What do you mean corona won't work in Egypt?You 
know that corona is not someone looking for 
a job in Egypt and if he did he will have 
a 100 million opportunities so don't worry.

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No no that's not what i meant the doctors 
are the ones who said that corona wont work 
in Egypt.

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The Doctors are the ones who said that it 
wont work!?How!?

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For example,Can you ride a bus in Egypt and 
arrive before 9 hours?

10
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No that's impossible.Last week i had an appointment 
on Wednesday so i had to ride the bus on 
Tuesday, yet arrived on Thursday and i missed 
the appointment.

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See what i mean? The virus cant stay on a 
surface for more than 9 hours so even if 
you were to be infected when you exit the 
bus you will be cured.

12
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Haha so that's what you think. Cant you see 
how crowded the bus is people keep a intersect 
while leaving a minimum of 10 centimeters. 
so the crowdesness will of course infect 
others before they exit the bus

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No no the crowdedness is beneficial for us 
to defeat the corona.

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The crowdedness is the one that will benifet 
us to deafeat the corona?(laughter) and how 
is that?

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between each two people standing there are 
three in the middle and those three will 
keep a 1.5 meter distance between the two 
standing so they wont get infected

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Ok i know the two are social distancing i 
agree with you.What about the three in the 
middle?they will infect each other

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No no even if those three were infected they 
will go and ride a new bus and another three 
will take thier place

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Haha Your ideas are creative today, well 
your ideas are always creative but today 
they are the peak of your creativity

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(clears throat)    You know lets talk about 
something else what about Governmental buildings 
they will all get infected one after the 
other

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No no thats impossible you will never get 
infected in a Governmental building

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Impossible? Why?

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When you go to submit an applicaition do 
they sign the papers or do they get you to 
slide to the exit

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Of course they make me slide to the exit

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See its impossible to get infected every 
officer has a soap on his desk and this soap 
kills the virus in 20 seconds you can stay 
their for 20 years so the third genera

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oh ok this might be the only point where 
you might be correct I'll tell you why later 
what about the doctors they go to the hospitals 
and meet people and get infected and infect 
others

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No doctors wont get infected

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Why do you say that?Doctors are humans like 
us they will get infected

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No doctors will take anti-viruses

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What do you mean anti-viruses they arent 
related

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they'll take anti-viruses so they wont get 
infected

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You think there is something called anti-viruses 
no no anti viruses are ummmmm....you know 
that you made me forget what they are right 
i hoped you never opened your mouth

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no im correct anti-viruses are not free so 
they pay for it so they just pay for it so 
they dont get sick

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Your making no sense right now and i cant 
tell you what it is because you made me forget 
it. and today You dont feel that you are 
well is there something wrong with you?

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No no no im just listening to what my doctors 
told me

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what did they tell you?

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I just drank two bottles of hand sanitizer 
90 percent alchohol and there is one that 
i need to drink later

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They are not drinkable! are you drinking 
sanitizer? they are placed on your hands 
and surrounding objects

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Your giving me false information

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why will i give you false information every 
one is doing that

40
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Look isnt the virus going inside your body 
or does it stay ontop?

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its goes inside so it can harm you

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See i drink the sanitizer so it can kill 
the virus in me

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look keep on drinking i dont want to talk 
you are so weird today i dont want to come 
near you your free to do whatever you want.and 
why is your face so pale? are you sick

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No no im really good there is nothing wrong 
with me all i have is a high fever and a 
really dry cough and sneeze

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All of that and you a really good? i dont 
think so

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*sneezes* *sneezes* sneezes*

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Bro stop with your corona look to the other 
side you will make me sick

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I dont have corona im fine aah aah (sneezes)*faints*

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SemSem! semsem come on you come and die on 
our first episode now how will i end this 
episode

50
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What now your saying i cant sneeze?

51
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ok then end this episode

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What Website do you even have one.

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Oh yeah right then just like subscribe and 
share

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Ok then goodbye everyone