1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:03,000 So, we all get called into a Town Hall meeting in the factory.... 2 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:06,400 Come on, hurry hurry...... 3 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:07,500 Squeeze in.... 4 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,000 Everyone is like... Whats all this about? 5 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:13,800 So we are all crammed in, in front of a big package unit... impressive! 6 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:16,000 In walks the CEO..... hand in his waistcoat like this 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,000 Some fucker whispers.... "Maybe we are getting a payrise" 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,500 It's true!! 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 It's true!! 10 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:35,000 A fucking PAYRISE!!! Are you kidding me??!! 11 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,200 payrise!! 12 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:46,000 and the best thing is.... the new MD is stood there glaring at him!! i said to him...... 13 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:48,900 you best keep quiet big yin... 14 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,100 she will have your head on a stick!!! 15 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,500 He turns and says "Beat it bawbag... we are due some good news!!" 16 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 GOOD NEWS!!! 17 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,500 I nearly pished my pants laughing!!! 18 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,500 Does this fucker work for the same company as me??!! 19 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,100 REALLY?!! 20 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:14,500 It's true!! 21 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:15,500 This idiot is deadly serious!! 22 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,600 Where's he been hiding for the last 5 years??? Group Tech??!! 23 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 You can tell he's only been here 5 minutes!! 24 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:27,000 He's clueless as to what is happening!! 25 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:34,500 I say..... 26 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,800 Have you no idea what has happened 3 times in the past 5 years?? 27 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:41,300 Right.... 28 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 OK.... Seriously now... 29 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:46,500 I'll tell you what i think is going on.... 30 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,000 and it's this...... 31 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:52,500 You're getting a high five....! 32 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 He said "Right..... Stop it!!" 33 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,800 "I'm sick of your shit now" 34 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:02,500 "Be Serious" 35 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,000 It's true!!! 36 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,200 Or maybe..... 37 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:11,200 Or maybe..... 38 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:19,700 Maybe you have won the FiFi award.... 39 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:25,000 A £50 voucher to do some CBS training perhaps??!! 40 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:28,200 You could become a ninja black belt!! 41 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,000 A black belt?? 42 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,500 Yes... a fucking black belt!!! 43 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:40,500 He was looking like a man possessed.... 44 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,500 and ready to kick off...... 45 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:53,000 Sorry.... not even told you what the CEO did say.. 46 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,700 So come on... what did the big man say?? 47 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:04,500 So... thanks for coming ladies and gents.... i know you're all busy... 48 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,400 No shit Sherlock.... we are all wearing 3 hats! 49 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:11,500 Well.... some of us are! 50 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,000 Best Team Wins!! 51 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,200 That's what they tell us!!! 52 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Pray the day they sell us!!!