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Joker: Does it depress you Commissioner, 
to know just how alone you really are?  Does 
it make you feel responsible for Harvey Dent’s 
current predicament?

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Commissioner: Where is he?

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Joker: You won’t find him.

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C:Tell me where Harvy Dent is.

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J: Well you’’ll never find him without a 
compass.

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C: If you don’t tell me how a compass works 
we’ll just have to force it out of you.

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J: Excuse me?

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C: Good luck.

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B: Tell me about the compass!!

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J: Don’t you want to know how a compass works? 
You won’t find out if you…

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B: Shut yo ketchup lips and spill it!

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J: Alright, fine. I'll tell you.

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B: Don’t you dare lie to me, or imma have 
to slap ur cakey face again

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J: There’s a small magnetic pin in a compass 
which can spin freely inside its casing and 
respond to our planet's magnetism. You just 
have to look what direction it is pointing.

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B: That’s extremely unreliable.

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J: Well that’s what the european and chinese 
thought. That’s why it was used as a last 
resort after using navigation methods such 
as looking at the stars, bottom soundings, 
and such.

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B: When was it invented?

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J: Hahahahha. How could you not know such 
elementary facts. The compass was invented 
around 2,000 years ago. It was first used 
for fortune telling and feng shui. Then it 
was used for navigation during the Song Dynasty 
in the 11th century.

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B: What is a compass made of?

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J: lodestone, a naturally magnetized iron. 
The poles attract the needle. Did you know 
the compass was the most helpful innovation 
that helped european sailors during the age 
of exploration. Even with the rudder, the 
plateen sails, etc, without knowing the direction, 
you won’t get to where you want to go. It 
contributed a lot in helping europeans find 
the new world.

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B: Don’t get off topic!

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J: However, the compass has a weakness

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B: tElL mE tHe wEaKneSs!!

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J: Compasses from the past, they didn’t have 
liquid to stabilize the needle, which means 
that the movement of the ship could affect 
the needle.

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B: That’s rough.

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J: Though that didn’t impede the explorers 
from finding a new world.

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B: lmao xd, tell me more!

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J: With this compass, it can show you the 
way to Harvey Dent, like how jesus can show 
you the ways in life. SIKE, I don’t need 
jesus, you dummy. Haha.Does this make you 
mad? That shocks me. Can’t believe there 
is a christian beneath that mask of yours

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B: SILENCE! DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SAY THAT, 
I’M TELLING GOD.

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J: Oh no I am so scared

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B: SHUSH *YEET*, God is the almighty smite-er.

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J: True, but Jesus won’t guide you to your 
friends before they burn to death.

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B: Silence! Do you need jesus?

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J: I really don’t understand what is so remarkable 
about Jesus.

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B: Silence! he leads us through the storms 
in life, like how the compass does on sea 
and land.

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J: Okok calm down. You know, I am getting 
bored of this interrogation, he's northeast 
of here at 250 52nd Street. And she's south 
of here at Avenue X at Cicero.

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B:Boi whatchu say?

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I SAID, that your ego is bigger than God's 
green earth's magentic field the compass 
revolves around. And aslo your breath smells 
like chinese shrimp, hah. *OOF*