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We've had a series of attacks in deep space 
over the last few weeks. Here...here... and 
even here.

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They came in under cloak and stole our finest 
G4

3
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so.... how much did they take?

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Mein Fuhrer... 300

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The other day I lost 1,300 ISO 3 too.

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During an event

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Everyone who's not a Commodore, please leave 
the room immediately.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!

9
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What, you think we're some sort of Mickey 
Mouse alliance?

10
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Sort your fucking shit out

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before I kick and raid your sorry arses,

12
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I'll shit on your drydocks...

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and piss in your fucking shuttle bays

14
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How the fuck could we let this happen?

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I thought we were mining with TOS crews now?

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And what about mining bunker research?

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Mines at level 3 and I'm about to...

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ah shut the fuck up you're still mining G4 
with a T3 Meridian

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It's T4 now...

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Waste of fucking space. Bet you didn't even 
buy the Elite Battlepass...Again!

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We've got territory with G4 mines haven't 
we? Yet you send your ship on a 20 minute 
warp across the sodding galaxy!

22
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and who the fuck summons an Envoy to deep 
space? Fucking embarrassment.

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and to top it off FCP have their fucking 
OC golf challenge where we show up all the 
fucking time

24
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It hurts my balls every time I see it.

25
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I thought we quashed all fun and personality 
out of the galaxy already

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Guess not!

27
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We were going to get them into our coalition

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As one

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To keep their bullshit under MY control

30
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What's their motto?

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OC is OC. It pisses me off!

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Almost as much as having to wait until Level 
41 to scrap the Centurion! Piece of shit!

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Or spending hours watching RevDeuce videos

34
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And I still have no idea how to properly 
crew for PvP

35
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It's OK. They've fixed burning now.

36
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I don't even have 2 stellas

37
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Spent my tokens on a second Franklin. That 
I can't even get passed warp 15

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Officer Hobbs -

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send another shit-o-gram to Scopely

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Tell them to reimburse me for my wasted BPs, 
and get them to look into this OC golf too. 
That shit's not funny.

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Scopely pricks.