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Herr Gunnar, We have looked into extensive 
list of faults you claim to have found in 
Collapse-slow and found no problems at all. 
You can see here how well it all works

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What about this shit with the boxes jumping 
around

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We found no problems. What do you say, Ryan?

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If anything it works a little too well. No 
issues at all.

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Colin, Marcus, Ryan stay here. The rest of 
you can leave.

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Are you fucking serious. It hasnt worked 
since day one. It's a shit-show!

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Close your ears, Pauline

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You spent a decade talking about this project 
and then suddenly tried to do it in about 
five minutes in the middle of a global pandemic.

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It was actually 9 years not 10, Herr Gunnar

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So now you actually started to care about 
details?

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We had our best people working hard on it

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Nothing works... not even your fucking pens

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Now you listen to me now.

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I work in FX Sales. I have spent hours on 
this. It's not my job. I have my own job.

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When I bought my Audi, I didn't go into their 
showroom and then design the god damn fkn 
car for them. Would you like an engine sir? 
Can you design it for us then!

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In a pandemic. I sat here every day. Note 
any issues and call us on Teams I was told

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I was a calm man.

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I had ice in my veins. But now within me, 
the fire is always raging

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At the weekends in Danderyd, I hear Mums 
say this to their kids...

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Go inside the house my child, here comes 
Gunnar...

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There is an 'upgrade' this weekend

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Why did you pick me to do the testing???

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Pauline, he will be calm again one day

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I tested the new system for months.

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One thousand screenshots, PDFs and Powerpoints

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And then..

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Their first 'upgrade'

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Some upgrade....  Now I can't click on anything.

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Then Persson quit

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Who will get the coffees now?